I feel like I'm the only person who goes to a hotel to sleep, not chill a 24 pack of diet Coke and a bottle of champagne to drink (without this hotel ice) after eating a ham sandwich out of my rolling cooler which needs a top off.

Where are you all traveling with your champagne and ham sandwiches?!

In case you have to pull an Inception

This apostate should be banished from the land... of hotels.

I like to drink alcohol when I travel. It helps me forget that I’m in a hotel. I always grab booze at a nearby shop to bring back to my room.