DISCO, BABY

Wow. You are one ugly lady.

The long gray beard says "biker in his 60s" but the smooth, (mostly) unblemished skin says "I just learned to drive."

Also if this is shortly after shaving, it might just be razor burn. It's clearly been a while so your skin might just be angry and not used to blades.

Ur not a flying squid u fucking liar

Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I've had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

I‘d use Ketozolin shampoo regularly. This looks like tinea barbea.

How is shaving off a reverse Mohawk in your beard making you look more presentable?

Lean all in, wear an old civil war uniform (ideally Union but if you want some of that southern strange you could go Confederate) and work on your thousand mile stare. It's like peacocking!

It'll attract someone. (But I won't be held responsible for the type of someone).

It looks like some sort of fungal infection to me. Watch the redness go away within 48 hours, now that that area gets sunlight.

I have had a beard for years and shaved it awhile ago. Same thing. Goes away in a few days in the sun for me.

I have to admit that that is not at all what I imagined the bottom third of your face to look like.

Looks like you shaved more than hair off.

If you use to have lot of flake it might be seborrheic dermatitis it's mostly give a lot of weird yellow flake but if i shave the skin under the flake look like that

At least you have a Chin when you shave.

Some of us, not so lucky.

Easy solution to this problem: Photoshop it.

I get that after having a beard and using my CPAP, I think it's pressure sores. I use some dandruff shampoo on my skin and it clears up in about a week.

i haven't shaved in like 3 years.

I'm scared to shave to be frankly honest. I don't want to know what i look like.

Nobody made a Motorhead joke yet? This is Lemmy goddammit!