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[-] manucode@infosec.pub 77 points 8 months ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 8 months ago

Hey I have seen these same lines somewhere on Lemmy itself.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

It's one of them fancy copy pastas!

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 8 months ago

I like some good pastas

[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 8 months ago

You're not the boss of me.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago
[-] strawberry@kbin.run 13 points 8 months ago

whos jake and wheres he off to

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 8 months ago

Jake the Trouser Snake

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 8 months ago

Don't tell me how to live my life! You're not even my real dad!

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

This is my default response to nearly any non sequitur

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Damn, I came to say pretty much verbatim this. It's blowing my mind that we had the exact same thought at roughly the exact same time

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 8 months ago

That's easy to explain, you're both the same LLM we've given slightly different prompts to.

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fuck, am I skynet?

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 1 points 8 months ago

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[-] li10@feddit.uk 12 points 8 months ago

Instantly ejaculated the second I saw the image.

I guess that means I followed the rule?

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago
[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Is this the origin of your username? Did someone ask you if you found the pear sexiest?

[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Tell that to Tucker Carlson

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The fruit bowl has become too androgynous due to the woke agenda. Bananas used to wear stilettos, now they look like this!

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Or in it, if you know whats good for you

[-] pipows@lemmy.today 4 points 8 months ago
[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2024
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