This was great, 'cause just like at work, I thought I knew what he would do with it. But nope!
The next day:
Product Owner: "We need to prevent the user from yeeting their keyboard across the room. This needs to happen within the current sprint."
Dev Team: "Uhhhh... That's not possible. How would we even do that?"
Product Owner: "How many more devs is it going to take to make it possible?"
Dev Team: "The number of Devs isn't the issue here. This is more of a physics problem."
Product Owner: "Great. Keep me updated on the progress and reach out to the scrum master with any blockers."
Dev Team: Updating resumes in background
QA vs first release to customers.
please use a link/photo post
very funny video tho
sure, updated to put the link in the post
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