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[-] popcar2@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Fuck it I quit

[-] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

fixed another typo

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago
[-] Shizu@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.

[-] nik9000@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.

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[-] nzeayn@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"

[-] Aux@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Fixed tests.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

[-] levzzz@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

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[-] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Formatting fixes

[-] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Tomato666@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 months ago

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

[-] pezhore@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 8 months ago

Changed index.html

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 8 months ago

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

[-] jdeath@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

"cleanup" lol

[-] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

[-] moonleay@feddit.de 4 points 8 months ago

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 months ago

m

usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago
[-] Dragoninventor@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

[-] SlapnutsGT@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Fixin’ thangz

[-] AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago

fix this fucking gitignore

[-] sudo_tee@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[-] Bolleeer@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago

Quack quack

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"

[-] Simyon@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."

I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.

[-] halvar@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

[-] grimdeter@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 months ago
[-] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao

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