Pad, as in underneath the bench.

He just wants mineral rights

No shit, that's the whole point of what he's saying. It's hard to be convinced becuse that's part of the strategy.

There's really only two classes: People with "fuck you" money and people without "fuck you" money.

You're so right. You should be mindlessly using an ERP!

Nothing bad will happen, as long as they spare no expense.

You will not be rewarded for doing it fast. You will be penalized for doing it wrong.

It's called a Narcissist Shame/Rage Spiral.

If you can be destroyed by an internet meme then your career must've been sofa king bad

He could forgive it all as an "Official Act"

A friend of mine was bet a dollar he couldn't climb aboard and to the top deck of a cruise ship moored in harbor. He made it, $5000 fine.

Rectum? Damn near killed um

Every time America is about to/in the process of making a mistake there's a video of Bernie Sanders warning everyone not to do it.