What would your last words be? (lemm.ee)

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[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago

Knowing me, probably something like "I wonder what this does..."

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

lol same, or maybe "hold my beer."

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[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago

Ah fuck.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 21 points 7 months ago

I can't believe you've done this.

[-] jcg@halubilo.social 6 points 7 months ago

For the uninitiated

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[-] Arcynic@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"

[-] Today@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Look, a kitty!

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[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

What are you gonna do, stab me?

[-] bitfucker@programming.dev 11 points 7 months ago

Nonono, this is an interview to work for Boeing

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[-] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

“Here is an alternative Piped link(s)“ and then it links to a video of me dying.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 15 points 7 months ago

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

Ah. That was sweet.

[-] MellowSnow@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Death by snu snu?

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

Nah, just an appreciation for what I've experienced in life. Lot's of snu snu involved but a lot of other stuff too.

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[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago

Probably something like 'I've gotta pee'

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

If I am to be defeated in battle, I hope to whisper "you absolute twa^aaaaaaaa...^" towards my vanquisher as my last breath.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

"Before I die, I have a stash of money and precious gold... I'll tell you where it is... it's.. it's...... dramatically dies "

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[-] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"

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[-] vvv@programming.dev 8 points 7 months ago

The password to my password manager: a few randomly chosen words that will definitely just sound like nonsense dementia-talk probably.

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[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 8 points 7 months ago

He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaaarrgghhh

[-] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

Ah, fuck.

[-] Maestro@fedia.io 7 points 7 months ago

Probably "Oops...."

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

More of a "Whoops" guy myself

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[-] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Fuckin finally

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 months ago

"What are you gonna do, shoot me?"

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Hang on, almost figured it...

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Same as my first word. Shit.

[-] Pulpogarden@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

I told you I was sick!

[-] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

See you again next time

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 7 months ago

"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 6 points 7 months ago

"Oh yeah? Prove it"

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

"It was...fun."

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

Gazpacho soup.

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Change the world.'); DROP TABLE Deaths;--

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I left you a present..

[-] TheBlackKnight@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Aurë Entuluva!

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[-] Mikelius@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, I’m out.

[-] jehreg@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »

[-] FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

[-] mdhughes@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

"What was that noise?"

[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I don’t want to go

[-] Tixanou@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

change da world

my final message. Goodb ye

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

"What could possibly go wrong?"

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[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Today is a good day to die

[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”

[-] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Communism will win.

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