[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

The guy's finger is directly touching the finger in his reflection, without a space between, meaning that he's actually likely looking into mirrored glass and his landlord is recording candid videos of him dressing up as Sailor Moon, sticking household items in his butt, and cranking his hog, and the landlord is selling them on the black market.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 day ago

I tried to make the virus fun. Variety is the spice of life.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Air freshener.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 day ago

You can't fool me, that's Ron Perlman.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

Just because someone's persona isn't serious, doesn't necessarily make them a troll.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

What am I tagged as?

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

My dong is peerless.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 75 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You were being transferred to a new facility, and inmates aren't expected pay a fare.

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I'm emotionally invested.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The bot may have failed, but if you do a little search for "shrinking dong" I'm sure you'll be able to corroborate the claims of the article.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 2 days ago
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I should design a userscript that completely removes the "social" feed of LinkedIn. Then I might actually use it, without being bombarded by the weirdest narcissistic attention seeking behavior I've ever seen.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You're still using Google search?

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

It's not even something I think about tbh

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

For me, it's corn on the cob.

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submitted 1 month ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/unixporn@lemmy.ml

I finished refactoring the script today.

It leverages fzf as a local video selection frontend for mpv. Additionally the script uses ffprobe and the kitty protocol to grab and display preview information and thumbnail.

The script also has an alternative mode, that instead lists local playlists for quick access.

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

A recent greentext post about an imaginary wife made me think of this.

Have you ever had a dream, where you fell in love with a dream character?

I've had at least a couple over the years that I can vaguely remember. The dreams were so vivid, and the feeling of love for this imaginary person was so strong, that I woke up feeling rather heartbroken and a sense of longing.

Anyone else?

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Every boomer with a bird feeder hates squirrels. I don't understand.

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Who is Ray Tracing? (lemmy.sdf.org)

I keep hearing about him, it seems like he's involved with a lot of newer games?

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