Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

Find a member of staff and ask where the "human bathrooms" are. Don't let them leave until they explain. Bonus points if you piss your pants while they are trying to explain.

Doesn't matter, just wash you hands when you're done

Slang for women is “chicks” and a bit more archaic, “birds” too.

Bees have a…stinger? Dunno about that one.

Just look for the one with a line (queue) outside.

Or be fair and pee half in each.

Or be chaotic and scrawl "Mammals" on the wall and pee under that.

If you don't have a cloaca you can't use birds

If you carry and deposit pollen - use the Bees, if you are laying eggs - use the Birds, else use the floor.

Bees - Male, Birds - Female

Honey this is an Applebee's, shit wherever you want.

Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.

Bees for pees, birds for tuds.

Can't remember who originally said that but it had me creasing.

Birds eat worms, so it's down to sexual preference.

OP' was actually meant to take a left, but instead got lost in the back corridors of the local zoo. Regardless of the which door they chose, it ended with a senior first aid officer and a school group being traumatised.

I seriously don't know what the hell the "Birds and the bees" even refers to beyond an olde movie cliche.

Women are Bees. Men are Birds. Arrhenotoky OP.

Of the 60,000 bees in a hive, almost 99% of them are female! Female honey bees, or worker bees, make all of the decisions in the hive and do all of the work. There are a couple hundred male bees in a hive, but they don't do much but sit around and eat food.

https://honeystinger.com/blogs/blog/the-anatomy-of-a-hive

this is how i feel when a website presents me with a gender prompt with only two options

The British call women "birds" sometimes. Idk.

I'm going in and committing to whatever I find inside.

Bees have stingers, birds have peckers..