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Step 1: Don’t have kids
Just think what a massive "fuck you" to the universe it is to just suddenly cut off 3.7 billion years of continuous, uninterrupted survival success, from primordial seas of predators and prey on through ice ages and meteor impacts and the crust of Earth turning inside out... you can draw a line of survivors all the way from the first carbon molecules that started sticking together without breaking on through tiny animals huddled under charred stumps to early primates defeating their enemies to refugees escaping genocides... all the way down to you, personally standing there, deciding to cut the line.
It's awful but also beautiful, like dropping an ornate, delicate vase off a 12-story building and filming it in slow motion.
Unfathomably based
Eh I'm an antinatalist, but this is like 5 fathoms based
Just let them play Minecraft. It's cheaper than Legos and they can't choke on anything.
they can’t choke on anything
[cue clip of 11-year-olds talking on minecraft]
Well when I was a small child I wanted to be a bus that’s all I can tell you
The last metamorphosis of praxis: become the means of production
gets seized by capitalists
And now we know why the Autobots started carrying guns.
In AI capitalism, the content is you
Are you one of those moron who points at a garbage man and says, "Stay in school, or you'll end up like him" all the while he's making more than you?
reminds me of one of my fave tweets:
"Garbage men and pick up artists should switch names"
No it's just a meme about child labor laws and minecraft
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-children-yearn-for-the-mines
The funny thing is they'll probably never realize they were just projecting their own insecurities.
Mine would probably love this... I'd feel weird buying something branded like this one though.
Yeah the branding somehow makes it seem contrived and a bit weird doesn’t it. If the same toy were to be sold unbranded, it would have a very different vibe imo
Read them The State and Revolution before bedtime.
You cannot. The children yearn for it from their very DNA.
This is true. All evolution has to do is make us want to have sex* and / or care for a baby once they’re in our arms*
- not everyone obviously
Box has better airflow.
Have you tried reversing the position of your case fans ?
Convert it into a potty chair.
Why would I? Work builds character!
Some even say work will set you free... No way they are lying
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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