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[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As a horror performer who sees (and does) absolutely horrifying shit on a normal basis, fuck this shit in particular

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure that’s actually the goal.

Could be wrong. But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

You misspelled immediately.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

If you don't mind: what and where do you 'perform' exactly. Asking for a friend.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm a sideshow circus performer. My specialty is fire performance, but I have other talents as well as a split tongue. My friends are the kinda people who like to swing from meat hooks and swallow swords. Freak show type stuff. We do it live on stage.

Unsurprisingly, I've also performed in haunted houses.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I find that pretty cool. Is it a stressful career?

Also how was the bifurcation process?

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I have a day job that pays the bills (many of us do) because the only money in art is money laundering, but I do perform fairly often, and occasionally produce. Of course it varies on the season, some months are slow for everyone. My day job is a grind.

Also how was the bifurcation process?

Painful

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

I think I respect this comment the most.

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 16 points 6 months ago

This is not creepy at all.

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago

Zucc got an upgrade?

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I don't like this. I really, really don't like this. On, like, a visceral level.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Whatever you do, just don't imagine licking it.

[-] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

And definitely don't imagine it licking you.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Cranberry Flesh Golem are playing at the coffee house this weekend.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

But it looks so happy!

[-] ealoe@ani.social 7 points 6 months ago

Ah yes sweet manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Don’t you love it when your bologna smiles back?

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Damn cannibals

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Say hello to my pal, Mr Vagina

[-] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Smiling face in a petri dish today, Westworld tomorrow.

But be careful, these violent delights have violent ends. But perhaps this doesn't look like anything to you. In that case, freeze all motor functions.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 months ago
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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