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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 44 points 5 months ago

Wish poll days were bank holidays, gotta dodge politics at work all day thank god for the unifying presence that is Count Binface

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It's easy to dodge the politics at work on election day.

"Where were you between 10am and 5pm?"
'Voting. Big queue.' burp

[-] joneskind@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

As a French I only learned recently from a Londoner coworker how you call your national days off.

“Bank holidays”

Why?

Anyway, good luck from the bottom of my heart.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago

As the name would imply, the banks had to legally close. It took over pretty much every singular holiday like may day for example

[-] joneskind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I understand, but I’m kind of stuck by what’s implied. Like “money doesn’t make money today so everyone can stay home because the bank decides”

In France they are called “jour férié” from the old French “foirié”, literally “fair day”

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Same in India. Wonder where we got it from...

Bank holidays are when banks are closed for business.

There are other holidays when schools or some other establishments might be closed but banks are open.

[-] joneskind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Wonder where we got it from…

Well, sometimes I wonder why half of Africa speaks French… so I get your point. Sorry for that…

There are other holidays when schools or some other establishments might be closed but banks are open.

Are they still called bank holidays or do they have another name?

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Are they still called bank holidays or do they have another name?

No, they're just holidays. Hence the distinction between those and 'bank holidays'.

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry guys but I don't think I can vote today. I just don't have it in me to fly to Britain, get citizenship and then vote. Maybe next time. I'm really sorry.

[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

All I hear are excuses

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 5 months ago

If you're a Canadian citizen, you can skip the "get citizenship" part. So maybe you can afford to reconsider in light of this new info?

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately the Canadian government discriminates against me because I was born in the Midwest and have never been to Canada.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'm sorry, Canadians can vote in the UK elections?

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

Yes, provided they're living in the UK. Same with any Commonwealth country, such as India, Uganda, Australia, Tuvalu, etc. Even if they're just living as a student.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 months ago
[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think there were provisions in place for people who moved here before brexit to keep their right to vote. Apart from Ireland

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

No, its OK, all European citizens van vote in local elections where they reside in the EU. Wait, no.

[-] OsaErisXero@kbin.run 29 points 5 months ago

Good luck UK nerds.

I just want you to know, we're all counting on you.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧😎

[-] joneskind@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I wish my fellow Britts the very best in the outcome of those elections. And by best what I truly mean is left.

Kisses from France. We’re with you guys.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 months ago

Go declare independence from the Tories! 🇺🇲❤️🇬🇧

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago

Bindependence day!

[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[-] tordenflesk@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Benign@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago

#torqit, as in wringing their necks.

[-] thehatfox@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Polling stations are open until 10pm. Don’t forget to bring photo ID. Happy voting!

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 5 months ago

Good luck, dear ex-coloniser.

Sincerely, your ex-colony in south east asia

[-] Palerider@feddit.uk 30 points 5 months ago

Sincerely, your ex-colony in south east asia

That doesn't narrow it down much...

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 9 points 5 months ago

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[-] ChocolateTeapot@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Our polling station is between the chippy and the offy - so vote, grub & bottle of booze to shout at the telly with!

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

Sounds like my sort of evening!

[-] EdanGrey@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago
[-] nimmo@lem.nimmog.uk 9 points 5 months ago

Only if you actually receive your pack which reports suggest hasn't been as reliable this time around.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

I've done it for years since they changed my polling station without me realising and it was a scramble to make it to the other one on time.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago

Were you waiting until 10pm to vote? 🤣

[-] Z3k3@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Polling station is in the middle of my street I wait till 9:59:30 to leave the house. Just for the rush

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of the time I saved my Duolingo streak literally at 23:59:59. The app glitched out and displayed it as extended for both the day I did it on and the day the streak screen rendered on. A refresh of the app showed that it only counted for the previous day, so it worked regardless 🤣

[-] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I do love how Rishi “Green Card” Sunak scheduled the election for American Independence Day. What are the odds that he uses his new* independence to move to California before the month’s out?

*🤞

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

Good luck, everyone. Rise the tide and lift all the boats.

[-] steeznson@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I live in the only longstanding Labour constituency in Scotland; their only competition is the SNP. I'm a member of another party but the constitutional question basically overrides everything... kind of annoying to be bounced into voting for a specific party but I guess the longstanding MP has been doing a good job in my opinion.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago

Done.

I wonder if the country can get the day off tomorrow to celebrate?

[-] david@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

Sweet of you to call me babe. How much did I drink last night?

[-] rah@feddit.uk -4 points 5 months ago
[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago

I will keep this in mind next time I see you complaining about politics

[-] rah@feddit.uk -2 points 5 months ago
[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 5 months ago

Not really. In the UK we don't vote for a prime minister. We vote for a single person to represent our constituency.

[-] rah@feddit.uk 0 points 5 months ago

The mechanics are different but it makes no difference whatsoever to the sentiment. Everything Carlin says about American politics is entirely applicable to British politics.

[-] david@feddit.uk 0 points 5 months ago

Title: George Carlin Doesn't Vote. Reaction: Idiot.

Subtitle: George carlin speaks the truth, Voting Is another way to keep you in a closed distracted bubble. Reaction: George Carlin is working to bring about the end of democracy in the USA. Clearly he doesn't believe in it. I do.

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