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Always try sudo (programming.dev)
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[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 197 points 5 months ago

Doctor of Computer Science

stringly-typed "100%"

yeah that tracks.

[-] vala@lemmy.world 127 points 5 months ago

Calls a static method on the OldMan class instead of the instance of oldMan that is actually dying.

[-] emuspawn@orbiting.observer 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Tonight's story: Every man older than OldMan.getMinimumAge() has been in perfect *unchanging* health for the last few months‽ To find out why, stay tuned! Our experts chime in to help you understand....

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If only I'd been born %YEARS% later :'-(

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago

But then they really have no idea and try to convince you it’s from some stupid diet trick fed to them by a sponsor.

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[-] Emotet@slrpnk.net 27 points 5 months ago

str(float("100.0")) + "%"

[-] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 34 points 5 months ago

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

Haha I'm saving this image

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 186 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING?????????????

Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.

Shame on you

[-] jdaxe@infosec.pub 69 points 5 months ago

Also putting sudo in front of what looks like Java code not shell.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 months ago

OldMan.setHealth("Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--")

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[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I guess its just a reminder that getting a PhD is often more about dedication than it is about practical knowledge.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Because the meme wasn't made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor's.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Smells like JavaScript.

[-] lud@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

It's not his fault the world is made this way.

He just has to follow it or else that man dies.

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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

They use a look-up table with every value from 0% to 100%

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[-] FatTony@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 100 points 5 months ago 
sudo rm /heart/arteries/**/clot
[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 90 points 5 months ago

Very important to not hit enter before clot.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 37 points 5 months ago

That's why you have backups.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Isn’t it /dev/heart?

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 months ago

I feel like if your body follows the Unix filesystem structure, you have a real problem.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Please forgive my ignorance. What does ** do?

[-] gaylord_fartmaster@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

Acts as a wildcard for any directories that exist between arteries and clot.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 79 points 5 months ago

You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

[-] Mercury@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

Goddamn, the joke gets worse the more I inspect each panel.

[-] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

The font changes like 3 times 👌

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[-] oo1@lemmings.world 38 points 5 months ago

Can he also fix alzheimer's by hunting down memory leaks.

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 29 points 5 months ago

"Wait! We need to get the user story before we start working on a solution!"

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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago

Did he just give every old man perfect health?!

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[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

sudo apt-get AED

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

sudo pacman -S new-heart

[-] Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 5 months ago

Top-tier endangerment bait lmao

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago

See that's the issue, he should have tried stopping the cardiac arrest process instead of just resetting the man to the beginning of it

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Bash-Java

[-] guemax@lemmy.today 12 points 5 months ago

HeLlOoOoO, wHaT nOw? It'S a Do Or DiE sItUaTiOn, HuRrY!

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 months ago

I wish there was a last panel of the old guy getting revived, I think it would be funny

[-] nyan@lemmy.cafe 9 points 5 months ago

bash: sudo: command not found

After all, we don't know that he has it installed, especially if he's running a really old distro.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just turn him off and on again.

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