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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Baby, you got somethin' on your nose 💩
Sniffin' that cake🍑, did you feel the hole?

[-] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The Power of Love

Céline Dion

The Witchers in the morning

[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It just takes some time.

Elephant!

A little bit of after rhyme

Elephant! Elephant!

It will be alright.

Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.

Alright!

[-] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

We mishear what we want the lyrics to be deep inside...... Can't hate yourself right 😅

[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"I want something U-Proooof"

I kept singing that as "I want something youtube" until people got sick and tired enough of it to stop me. The original lyrics make no sense.

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Mastodon - Show yourself

"Start a line.

Stars align.

Stars can fall and get you into trouble."

==== Is actually===

"Stars align

Stars align

Stars will fall and get you into trouble"

[-] KnowledgeableNip@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Should I give up?

Or should I just keep chasin' penguins?

[-] x0x7@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Chase the penguins. Cease the day. That's what I say, because I'm the coked up personality.

[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Cheese Nacho Baby

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

HUEVOS CON ACEITE

HUEVOS, CON ACEITE

HUEVOS CON ACEITE

Y LIMOOOOOOONNNN

[-] echindod@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

Lonely Starbucks lovers for the win.

[-] Shadowq8@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Elden Ring OST, Godskin Apostles

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

Help me ~~bowl of rice~~ Polarize

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

2+2 turbocharge.

GTO more power than God.

You're a dream machine.

You're a dream machine.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

My man has got no money, he's got his trombelese.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT

ROCK THE CAT BOX

Re-vent a grate! Aka we fade to grey

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] bestagon@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Thirty thieves and the thunder chief

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I've always heard "I wanna be sedated" as "I gotta pee so bad"

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