I miss the rains down in Africa.

Such a beautiful idea; after a long, parched stretch of time where you aren't sure if your water supply will last you long enough to survive, the sky opens up and the rains finally fall. Your saved!

What the heck does blessing the rains do? Extra damage against the undead?

Revved up like a douche...

Find anime with good english subtitles.
Find anime in better qualy.
New sub sucks.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.🎵🎵

Dirty deeds done with sheep's

Someone I know misheard "Tenth Avenue Freestyle" as "Tell the devil you freestyle" and honestly that's a much more interesting song.

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. 🎶

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

Thats cause they are an interpretation of your own subconscious rather then the pop verse of the writer.

Starbucks lovers

"I've met a man with too many faces" sounds like three times cooler than "I'm not a man of too many faces".

I heard "carved my name into his legacy" instead of "leather seats" in Before He Cheats.

Liked the idea that the truck was this bozos legacy. Considering the line prior is "I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive" - I thought she keyed her name into the side and that sounded awesome.

I'm here / to remind you / of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.

(I used to think the line was about her ex refusing to return to her a teddy bear that he apparently gave her as a gift. Which rather fits with the song's theme and just seems dickish and spiteful on the ex's part.)

I really, truly used to think Billy Jean is not my daughter, she's just a chair.

i misheard lady gaga’s bad romance the first few times. “want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick;” came across to me as “while in morrowind, your baby is sick.” thought it was a commentary of some sorts lmao.

"No one knows what it's like to be the Batman..."

HAMSTER A DENTIST HARD PORN STEVEN SEAGULL

Don’t go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and “straits” your used to

Which makes so much more sense. Why would you say "lakes". You already said river, which is a moving body of water. Why are we changing it from a moving body of water to a non-moving one? Isn't it supposed to be a metaphor for not being able to chase a water fall because it's impossible. But you can follow a strait or river, which is just another progression of life. Lakes have no progress. And yes I consider a passage way for water progression.

🎵 Hold me close now, Tony Danza 🎵

Going to ruin one for you guys.

One Republic's Too Late to Apologize.

I used to think they said "it's too late for Papa Johns." I have told my friends and family and they can't hear the original lyrics anymore. Every time I hear that song that is what I hear.

“I lost at Jeopardy, baby!”

There's a bathroom on the right 🎶

Caramelldansen was made for this

I am four eels!!

_I'm an alien I'm a Lithuanian I'm an Englishman in New York _

We played in metal bands when growing up. One guy heard "Ride the sky" by Helloween and thought they sang "One must die".

When he found out what it really was he used "One must die" for his own song.

https://youtu.be/r6h7Ojq0sSs?si=dEfVe6REeGR7NINf

At 17:28

Du haast.

I saw a local (Aussie) punk band once and thought they were singing about “titties and cheesecake”, turns out it was “tinnies on tuesday“. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed. They were perhaps more disappointed when I told them in the beer garden after the show. I still wish for titties and cheesecake.

In that one Macklemore song. For a long while I thought he was singing “So we put our hands up like the silly can holders” instead of “like the ceiling can’t hold us”