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New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It's been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?

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[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

I don't want to join a security service, that sounds stressful as fuck – I want my own security service.

Time to start a micronation! Job applications are open

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Whats the benefits package look like?

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Benefits… package? I hadn't thought of… uh… yeah it's great mate, terrific. Best benefits package ever.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Traditionally, one starts a pirate radio station first. That's the easy part.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

All I need is an offshore platform, then

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

There are some very, very large lakes in the US with much offshore. How do you feel about blizzards?

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