weirdly I'm still a Linux administrator but with way more fun services to maintain.

Huh, I now get paid to waste time staring at the internet. Neat, I guess?

'office/M365 tutor for geriatrics'

Compared to actual title

"Director of Information Systems"

Every day makes me understand Marvin from HHGTTG more and more.

RN = Refreshments and Narcotics

Director of building Magic the Gathering commander decks but not actually playing them

Greeeeat, now I'm jerking off someone for money.

Jokes aside, writing is the predominant single activity I engage in that's in the spirit of the question, and I've made some money doing it here and there. But it was never my job.

As an Uber driver, I do everything I can to put people at ease. I end up in many deep, heartfelt conversations with my passengers. I introduce people to new music, and spread information about homeless assistance programs and other resources around the Denver area.

Uber is the platform from which I do my work as a community supporter.

I do Uber my own way, according to my vision. I am an Uber Mensch.

Professional slanderer of programming languages.

I've spent more time than I care to admit

You guys have time for other things? I do my job and can fill my day with that. I sometimes have to stand my ground to make other people understand that no, I cannot do this additional tasks everyday, I don't have the time for that.

95% of the time it is busy. The other 5% I use to catch up with the stuff I have no time for when it is busy.

Professional Cat Petter! 😻

Professional YouTube Watcher or Professional Hobbyist Language Learner.

Professional manual analysis of herbal terpinoid content (ignition-form expert).

Guitarist/cross stitcher, with a side job as a professional TV watcher lol

I'm a professional social media browser.

I think I'd actually kill myself.

Professional sleeper.

That should pretty much be the answer for anyone with a full-time job.

Linux admin 😌

There was this Russian developer who got jailed for something a couple years back. I've looked up his website and it was a giant field of mines. Up to the challenge, I've proceeded for weeks to try to clear it during work hours. Finally managed and all I got was something akin to a laugh.wav as a reward.

Guess I'm a minesweeper.

Power point archivist and people tracker downer!

Sleeping

~~I really don't want to play Arma professionally~~ I misunderstood the question

I basically do farming at the level of a second job, so I suppose it would be that even though I don't do it commercially (yet).

Sysadmin cosplayer or Barista.

Either a Game Developer or a Writer. If only...

Human Lemming

Current Job title: programmer

Effective job title: Sysadmin.

One thing I spend some time on is building out my Lego city.

Linux Sysadmin. Funnily enough, that's the career I'm in after procrastinating a lot during my ecology studies.

I'm a professional drinker.

Professional Kingdom of Loathing player, I guess! I may spend more time on other things, but other than biological necessities, KoL is the only thing I do every day no matter where I am 😁

VR game level designer. Neat!

Please refer to me as Total War XMunk in the future. I shall reign terror upon this land.

Well, either that or I'm now a professional pilgrim... gosh, I wish you could get paid for just walking a lot.