Have to make A Phone Call. Wish me luck...
Update: phone call made. Case manager was understanding and took me off Difficult Client's schedule. Also it transpired that the system -at least the scheduling system - hadn't been updated and was showing me still in Cheltenham.

Literally on the ground laughing

TGIF 💪🍾😪🙏🙏

You cunts are brilliant and classy

Hardcore nostalgia with the music tonight!

My work from home equipment arrived today. God it's different working for a normal company.

Certain types of companies are great for a foot in the door, but you can't stay forever.

Massive week in Hobart. My back is killing me. Nothing a frosty beverage can’t fix, Cheers 🍻

Anti-gratitude thread

The delayed phase sleep syndrome I'm dealing with. Even when I've woken up early and gotten shit sleep, I can't seem to fall asleep early. Going to the pharmacy to get my hands on some schedule 3 meds.

I have acquired fresh parsley and I don't know what to use it for!

Gratitude thread ✨️

Grateful for female friendships! Not being upset like I was a year ago because my ex was too busy to talk to me. The sun. Dog attempting to wake me up twice, potentially because someone has either left the house or arrived.

Been feeling low and grumpy today. Positive emotions completely dulled while negative emotions seem to get an extra boost. But at least I cut short the work day on both ends today and had some wins at work.

My favourite auntie got into a bad and easily avoidable car accident (total write off, front looked completely mangled) thanks to her stupid idiot overconfident narcisssistic husband, who honestly should've been off the roads years ago. They're in WA so no way of easily going there. Instead here I am simmering in anger at that man (nobody likes him. Except my aunt who is a martyr). Thank fuck there were no injuries, maybe minor whiplash for my aunt.

At least I guess it means they'll get a new car with all the safety features but really the safest thing they can do is take the dickhead's licence away. I hope he'll voluntarily do it after this massive wake up call... small chance given his outsized ego but he's softened a bit over the years.

Back home after sleep school. I won't say finally a chance for a regular night's sleep, but lets try to keep up the good habits with the kids and there might be many good nights' sleep for us in the future

Cheers everyone and 'ave a great weekend 🍺

On the migraine train today…

Think this has been my worst one yet.

How to jump start a neighbour's Ford Focus with the key-opened bonnet :

Step 1: Try to open the bonnet.

Step 2: With their friends, in total four of us, take turns repeating step 1 while watching YouTube.

Step 3: Celebrate too hard after finally spending almost 2 hours getting the damn bonnet open ... and helplessly watch as they accidentally smash the windshield with said bonnet.

Step 4: Connect batteries, start car, warn neighbour fuel is at 5%, pray that they have enough to gain enough charge to restart after refuelling.

Step 5: Bitch about the problem.

Thunderstruck - AC/DC

It's the bogan in me that loves this song

@Seagoon_ My boss (this is not the "manager") insists on having a team meeting every Friday afternoon.

She insists on having another one first thing Monday morning.

Are these meetings happening so we can talk about what we're working on?

Well, not really. That's what the Wednesday meeting is for.

No, I'm now 99% sure the whole point of the Friday meeting is so she can tell everyone how much fun she will have skiing or bushwalking this weekend.

And the Monday one? That's to force people to listen to how much fun she had skiing or bushwalking this weekend.

DT dropping bangerzz left right and centre tonight :)

My filling that I got on Monday started hurting at about 8pm yesterday. It's odd. I didn't have any pain on Tuesday, obviously didn't have any on Monday (half my face was numb), and on Wednesday I only had a little bit that was easily fixed with a Panadol. This one isn't so lucky. And it seems to have been timed nicely with feeling a bit blegh.

Hopefully I have a good sleep, and a good sleep fixes it

OMG Aus music happy hour and I've been missing it...mhang on..

Any you am I love so far? https://youtu.be/Nwsyr5gAEuM?feature=shared

I have a neighbour who's a drummer. The marching band kind, not the death metal kind. I love hearing them practice. They're a couple of houses away I think and it's lovely and soft and rhythmic.

Blackfella / Whitefella - Warumpi Band

Someone beeped and waved at me from their car as I walking on the street. I have no idea who that was. I just looked at them puzzled.

Wth's happening with all the songs

trying to get a gold class ticket to Deadpool is damn near impossible. No, i dont want to go at 10:30pm.

Time to attack the lawn with the push mower and accidentally run over a hose or 2.

True Tears Of Joy - Hunters and Collectors

So effing cold and tired that I fell asleep with my oodie on under the covers and I didn't even sweat. Although, it's not been as cold as the previous nights

Queens of the Stone Age - Feel Good Hit of the Summer

When The War is Over - Cold Chisel

Pieces - Sum 41

I decided against meatballs instead made stuffed capsicums so I asked google how long to put into the airfryer and she replied with "I don't know. Here's a link I found on the web" which I did not receive because it will go to the man's phone instead.

Yesterday I asked her how to whistle she replied "Some people say to close your lips and blow but it's hard to do without lips".

My google has turned sassy.

Cant tell if it was a dream, or if I really did hear mice in the roof last night. If it was real I've gotta say: they are late this year. Usually they come around May/June. God I hate the skittering sound when its on the plaster directly above your head.

i am eating noodles with dumplings, after which i will bring out my mechanical keyboard to apply for a job i actually like

a plastic straw comes along with the vietnamese iced coffee it has been so long my tongue is doing unspeakable things to the straw