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Vance Is Fixin’ to Follow Harris All Over the Place
(www.thedailybeast.com)
Going around, sniffing the couches she's sat on.
That she sat on it is pure coincidence. He just does that to all couches
Ooooo... Is that.... Leather? Rubs between the couch cushions
This comment wins the Internet today.
I ain't here to kink shame, and yet, I am.
God, where is Triumph when we need him
JD she is not a voluptuous couch that you dream of
jd's actually going up to wisconsin to visit ashley in arcadia. EAU just happens to be the airport he's flying into to get there.
B-B-But she's made with black indian leather!
A-A-And the p-p-pussy cat fragrance of dolphins.
Wearing rubber....gloves.
He’s following Harris around because Trump is literally too old and tired to do Harris’ level of campaigning. And in a few hours Harris will have a VP also running around. Best of luck JD. Harris has been flying to several states a day.
This part is amazing:
Vance needled Harris on Monday for not being more accessible to reporters herself.
“This moment could set off a real economic calamity around the globe,” he wrote on X. “It requires steady leadership—the kind President Trump delivered for four years. Kamala Harris is too afraid to answer media questions and cannot lead us in these troubled times.”
Things are dire! We need leadership! Why isn't the vice president giving press conferences?
That JD Vance fucker is really cringe and weird.
*That JD Vance the couch fucker is really cringe and weird.
Bro her heritage is intersectional. It doesn't mean what you think it means!
Such a weird stalker type of guy.
Don’t forget your eyeliner.
The couch fucker is also a stalker?
Or a lost little dog that misses its master.
He's definitely the master when it comes to fucking a couch. Much like other little dogs.
mastur
FTFY
He doesn’t even use lube like the rest of us
Just like a predator!
Creepy af.
Ohio man follows woman across country as she interviews for a promotion; believes octogenarian more capable despite him being let go from same position 4 years prior
if your not the lead dog the view never changes.
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this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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