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[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 106 points 2 months ago

I heard Don Jr. was sitting in the cuck chair while JD fucked his couch

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 44 points 2 months ago

JD probably fucked the cuck chair too.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

JD fucked the chair and then made Don Jr. sit on it.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

So what I’m hearing is the chair cucked JD with Don Jr?

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Nah, Donny J got the sloppy seconds after vance finished his struggle snuggle with the chair.

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They each used a separate cushion but never broke eye contact with each other

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Little Donny asked to sit in the chair after.

[-] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 months ago

It’s a two for one special for that furniture molester! 😂

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

He cucked his wife and fucked the chair.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Did the cuck chair have nipple tassels? Because I heard it did

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago

Jesus. He's like that kid that would always take things way too far and ruin the vibe. Great rebuttal to the accusations of being weird, bro. It's super normal to jump straight to horse jizz.

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 months ago

"Every accusation from the right is actually a confession"

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 56 points 2 months ago

Holy shit he actually said that. What a fucking insane world. Tbh the last 8-ish years have been so insane that I'm not even scared at this point because I'm not sure I'm really perceiving anything as real anymore.

[-] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Reality is a social construct and American politics is proving it

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

I like that the JD thing was probable enough to be believable (and let's be honest, teenage boys be teenage boys) but the horse things just seems like a fetish JD has.

Walz is like the dadest person, there's no way I can even imagine the man has sex, let alone anything as weird as what JD would do.

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago
[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

You know, same energy. If you told me either was caught doing bestiality... Actually I'd put more money on them betting on dog fights and such, but I'd still be like "huh maybe."

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Oh, I completely agree.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 29 points 2 months ago

All at once, or cumulative?

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah.

Pain or like with fruity or minty flavours they use in marketing for kids?

[-] norimee@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Is that a real tweet from Don jr.?

Jesus Christ.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I heard, many people are saying it, but I heard that JD Vance finds diapers to be like cushions for your ass, couches that you can take with you. Of course, this has implications for why he loves trump so much...

[-] JeffKerman1999@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago

I mean one joke came up from some guy on twitter and everyone run with it because it's funny and absurd but still totally believable.

The other joke is HORSE CUM

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

that's the main point they're missing. one is funny to meme about because it's totally fucking believable. the other one isn't organic, clearly forced to counter the former, desperate af, and no one would even remotely believe this man who looks like he was created in a lab to be relatable as everyone's dad would do such a thing. because guess what, the people who don't believe in consent and would happily abuse animals are on the other side.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 2 months ago

Finally, a Dem I can be excited to vote for!

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Hello, cuman resources?

Two gallons please.

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ugh... Weird

[-] MerchantsOfMisery@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

This meme format is so perfect for this, I love it.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

It's actually precisely the opposite if you go with the "handsome guy gets to say offensive things while ugly guy gets slapped down for a mild comment" which is what the original meme suggests.

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

And that creepy raver guy with the bad eyeliner, Dj Vance. Ugh.

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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