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My kid’s just finished the classroom part of driver education and it prompted a discussion of crazy things we’ve seen other drivers do.

The craziest thing I saw, many years ago now, was I came up behind a guy driving a Ford Ranger pickup and could see through his rear window that he was doing tricep extensions with a dumbbell in his right hand. I was more surprised as I passed to see he was shaving with an electric razor in his left hand. I don’t really know how he was steering.

Kiddo said they were told personal grooming was the fourth leading cause of accidents.

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[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

I once saw a car driving the wrong way on a one way, make a turn to drive the wrong way on a second one way.

I've seen two people clearly on phones hit each other as they were accelerating at a stop light, and then keep going. Fortunately the really only screwed up their front quarter panels from what I could see.

I've seen someone use an entry ramp to pass on the right.

I've seen someone who missed their exit try to still make it by driving through the grass, it didn't really work.

I've seen several impromptu street races, the best was a hellcat and some crotch rockets.

The craziest was probably a pickup truck with a huge load of straw bails that had caught on fire.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

About 3 months ago on my way home picking up burgers for my bro and i. On a major route and this sketch pedo van (early 90s white ford econoline rusted out and ratty as hell) busts out of a side street, almost hitting one person, slams on their brakes, slides over 2 lanes into oncoming traffic passes me and 2 other people before cutting someone off as an oncoming car almost hit them head on, the. Makes a left hand turn on a red light at the next intersection.

This could have been in a movie except somehow no accidents happened in my view. Fucking crazy.

Besides that a few years ago at 3 lane traffic circle on one side of an overpass to our largest highway(settle down, its only 3 lanes each way!)hear someone absolutely gunning it over the overpass. Comes into view, brand new metallic blue BMW M3 goes the wrong way into the traffic circle (everyone stopped because we all heard it coming) loses control, spins like 480° almost hits the retaining wall in the middle of the circle then proceeds to gun it back over the overpass they came from.

I blame drugs

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A couple of county highways near me got roundabouts put in on bad stopsign intersections where people would speed excessively. The number of single vehicle accidents after they were initially put in because people sped excessively and or drove drunk was kinda hilarious

Since then it's made turning at both intersections way nicer and the traffic calming effect has worked

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Shoutout to that influencer who was pulled over for drinking Raising Cane’s dipping sauce while driving, cuz someone thought it was Jell-O shots and called 911 on him.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

I remember seeing an article years ago about a person who baked a bunch of cellphone shaped cookies, got pulled over while holding it, and then ate it once the cop came to the window.

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I've always wondered what would happen if you drove along drinking a 0% alcohol beer, and got stopped. Feels like the police would arrest you just for being a PITA.

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I once got pulled over for drinking a can of Arizona sweet tea. Drove past a speed trap while taking a drink. They lit me up, and I was confused as to why because I wasn’t speeding.

Cop gets to my window and immediately asks if I’ve been drinking. Not even a “do you know why I pulled you over” or a “how are you tonight?” Just straight to “are you drunk?” I was confused, (and a little offended,) but answered no. He shined his flashlight into my car and asked what was in my cup holder. I turned the can around so he could see the label, and went “Uhh… Tea?” He deflated, have me a curt “have a nice evening” and turned on his heel to head back to his cruiser.

He 100% thought it was a beer can, and had hyped himself up for the easiest arrest of the evening.

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Ha, so the lesson there is decant your beer into a tea can and you might get away with it...

(Not really, please people don't drink and drive)

[-] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago

Someone curling their eyelashes while driving 65mph

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[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

I watched a guy eat a meal while driving a van.

In itself that's not crazy, but it is when you're holding a knife and fork, and you've got a plate of...something on your car dashboard.

[-] Puttaneska@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Similar, here.

Stopped at lights on drive into work next to a woman at the wheel, spooning down her breakfast from a bowl.

Someone, I told at work asked if you could get into trouble for this…maybe not the first time, but, yes, if you’re a cereal offender.

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[-] Sensitivezombie@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 months ago

Drinking red wine from a wine glass as they were making a right turn (US) on a 40 mph street.

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[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Downtownish Winnipeg road, three or four lanes in each direction: buddy pulls a hard left turn without signalling, from the rightmost lane, across all the lanes of traffic.

I brought it up on the bar later and the local guy was like "Yeah that's called a Winnipeg Swing"

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

When I was younger I stopped by QFC and got a cup of chicken noodle soup. For whatever reason, I just couldn't wait to eat it when I got home. I straddled straddled wheel with my elbows while eating it with a spoon while on the highway going 60. I am not sure if I should be alive at this point.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

exercising while driving is a classic technique for keeping yourself awake

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[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

I was rear ended while waiting to make a left turn on a rural highway. We got out and look at the car behind us. The windshield is completely splattered in red. It was two guys eating chips and a bowl of salsa.

[-] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Having a slap fight with the passenger in the back seat. On the highway.

Was also in a car where the driver was rolling a joint while steering with his knee.

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

A guy in a convertible shaving with an electric razor.

Turning right from the left turn lane when the lights turn green, in front of the cars going straight and right.

I guy undertaking on a sidewalk outside a school, over the speed limit.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 4 months ago

Saw a dude driving down the wrong side of the free way once.

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I've been known to have "British moments". When I saw the bit in Arrested Development, I cried laughing.

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[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

The 2 most ridiculous ones I've seen are

  1. Reading a newspaper with a flashlight in his mouth

  2. Eating a gallon of ice cream

[-] bblkargonaut@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Pittsburgh has some of the worst drivers I've ever seen. Running red lights and waiting for yield signs to turn green is the norm there. I've seen at least 5 accidents caused by a Pittsburgher stopping at the end of an entrance ramp to a highway.

Unfortunately my car was finally sent to the body shop after 7 years dodging people, and 3 months from leaving the city by a lady who decided to make a left turn from the right lane. Luckily I always have a dashcam running, no one was hurt and the police wrote her a ticket. This lady was a high level Karen, and went ballistic when I asked if she was ok after she crashed into me. Best part was when her husband showed up 10mins later and apologized to me for his, "dumbass wife" who just knocked the mirrors off his truck.

[-] Iceblade02@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Me and a few other drivers were parked by an unmanned gas station (late night near airport pickup that charged per minute from entry) - anyway, an early '00s renault hatchback swings into the station, pulling a U-turn before three unmarked police vehicles with sirens on surround it.

Officers step out and walk over, having a chat with the driver for a bit. Then, the driver steps out and the other passengers start to come out, one after another. After a little bit, there are twelve adults have exited this little hatchback along with a bunch of luggage. Driver is arrested shortly after.

Never seen anything like it before or after.

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