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Shart, not fart (files.catbox.moe)

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[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 82 points 4 months ago

Condom, never used.

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 63 points 4 months ago

Musk still rich

[-] chevy9294@monero.town 57 points 4 months ago

My Arch broke.

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 16 points 4 months ago

Use nixos

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 months ago

btw

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 55 points 4 months ago

Back to work.

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[-] TheDeepState@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago

Reddit still going.

[-] feebl@feddit.nl 52 points 4 months ago

For sale: baby

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[-] udon@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

Aufenthaltserlaubnisverlängerungsantragsfrist verpasst.

[-] Eiri@lemmy.world 40 points 4 months ago

German is cheating!

[-] Vailliant@lemmy.world 31 points 4 months ago

Alarm clock ringing

[-] Enkrod@feddit.org 31 points 4 months ago

In our bed?!

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Liberty is kil

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[-] udon@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Actually, it's GNU/Linux

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[-] SteveXVII@pawb.social 26 points 4 months ago

Donald Trump exists

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago

It said a sad story, not a fucking nightmare. There might be kids reading this, don't scare them!

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[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 26 points 4 months ago

Good dog, stay.

[-] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

You fucker :(

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 15 points 4 months ago

I made myself sad writing that.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I loved you

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"She preferred him."

I don't think I like this game.

[-] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Four more years.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

"a sad story"

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[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 24 points 4 months ago

The condom broke.

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 24 points 4 months ago

endless economic growth

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[-] null@slrpnk.net 24 points 4 months ago

Need baby shoes?

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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

deleted by creator

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 22 points 4 months ago

You tested positive.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Trump's third term.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

This is more of a horror story

[-] itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

It wasn't milk

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[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

We never learn

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 months ago

Squeezing cheeks. Urgent!

[-] udon@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Tight couch, ouch!

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[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

She died first

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[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 17 points 4 months ago

Technically not cannibalism!

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 months ago

baby, no shoes

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[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Can't escape capitalism.

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[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 16 points 4 months ago

No more cheese

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[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 4 months ago

Cat hates you.

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[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

burnt my toast

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[-] lath@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Brown bathroom walls.

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[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

Still no sleep

[-] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 14 points 4 months ago

Out of coffee

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[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Toothpaste orange juice

[-] Snoopey@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

War never changes

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Want to KMS?

No, better

Failed suicide attempt

[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Suicide attempt 12

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[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago

God creates man

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

The prompt said sad, not horror

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