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Ik ik but control yourselfs (lemmy.world)
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[-] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 213 points 4 months ago

It's gotta be Richard of course.

[-] amelia@feddit.org 31 points 4 months ago

Richard McDickface

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 19 points 4 months ago

This is the only correct answer.

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[-] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 81 points 4 months ago

Richard.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

McRichardface

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[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 77 points 4 months ago

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

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[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

[-] AM_Butts@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

Sir Richard Johnson

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[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 50 points 4 months ago

Little Richard

[-] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 35 points 4 months ago

Dicknose McBallcheeks

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[-] Zier@fedia.io 31 points 4 months ago

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

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[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 30 points 4 months ago

What about Penix?

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

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[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 29 points 4 months ago

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Richard

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 months ago

Dickhead?

[-] Cascio@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

You mean, Richard Cranium.

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

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[-] dingus182@endlesstalk.org 24 points 4 months ago

Moby

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Richard Johnson

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Rod

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 20 points 4 months ago

Biggus

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[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 18 points 4 months ago

Why does everyone want Richard?

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Everyone loves Dick

[-] pepperjacques@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago

I.C. Weiner

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Dickens

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 months ago

Donger

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[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Cheney

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[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

Shaft! You damn right.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Fuck Nose.

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[-] Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Priapuss

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[-] istoff@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Fur balls

[-] tabris@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Facciotina di Cazzo

[-] SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Richard Head

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[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 10 points 4 months ago

I'd call him dickhead

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[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 10 points 4 months ago

Don Glover

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

Dr. Phal

[-] xcutie@linux.community 9 points 4 months ago

Dicky McDickface

[-] BlueBeard@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Dick Dastardly

[-] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Penis

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 4 months ago

Steve.

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