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- wake up
- grab a brush put a little make up
- cry when angels deserve to die
Why'd cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?
They wanted to
Oh here you go creatin' another fable ๐
Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey
I don't think you trust
In
- Before you know, awake
The "screaming" is their version of flirting. They've been buried a long time, and they don't have much time to get their groove on.
Yeah the sounds of nature are 90% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?", 5% "ANYONE GOT FOOD?!", and 5% "OH SHIT / THAT'S DANGEROUS!"
you forgot "THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF"
Oh yea. Shit I was only thinking the 'euphonic' sounds of nature, but yeah you're right, "I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" deafinitely holds a noteworthy slice of the pie.
If something is making noise it's either "fuck me" or "fuck off"
I like "WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!"
Becky! Lemme smash!
Cicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
For cicadas their screaming is basically 100% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?"
they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn't you hear?
They also pee constantly
If you were asleep for 17 years, you'd need a piss, too.
Austin Powers can relate.
Don't they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
That's mostly why they're screaming
i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it's obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.
this one is better than bees;
honey nut cheerio
Just because our trees scream in the summer doesn't mean you have to make fun of the bugs.
Higurashi: When They Cry
Picture unrelated...
That looks like the species that shows up every year.
I can relate.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024
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