As an American, I know for certain it's not America. I feel no need to continue this game.
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But you guys could catch this opportunity to bring some democracy 💦, right after identifying it.
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is there oil?
I heard they were thinking of switching to * whispers * "the comie" side :0
eagle screeches ominously in the distance
Fun fact: that famous "eagle screech" is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
I have an app on my phone that identifies America or Not America and it says that is not America.
I think it's the clitoris?
No, that would be outside the straight of Gibraltar. This is the nation of G Spot.
I’m pretty sure it’s actually The Republic of Prostate
Ha easy! That's Genovia, the country Anne Hathaway is a princess of.
I still fucking remember its goddamn anthem for no fucking reason. Can't even remember the last time I watched it, but it must be at least 18 years or so.
Maybe this is this Yugoslavia I've been hearing about. I can never find it on the map.
U.S. Ambassador To Bulungi Suspected Of Making Country Up
https://theonion.com/u-s-ambassador-to-bulungi-suspected-of-making-country-1819564610/
That is a very old article, i had no idea the onion had existed that long.
The fact that blew my mind is, they were a print publication long before they were online.
Okay so geography is my second worst subject, but I'm about 60% sure that's not real.
EUROPEAN EYES ONLY - TOP SECRET
it isnt
Fun fact: this country is visible only to European eyes, and accessible only by Europeans. Only Europeans can comprehend its name.
Rumour has it that it is accessed by going to a nudist beach blindfolded, then drinking a glass of Chardonnay and humming Ode to joy. You will fall into a slumber and wake up soon after on a beach in this mysterious country.
I mean, you made up a whole continent. Why stop there?
Sprance, duh!
Oh I thought it was Frain
France, I'm so sorry about your cancer diagnosis.
Oh that's easy. Connecticut
Monaco got stung by a wasp.
that's the holy roman empire
This is Medici, where they speak Interligua, a sort of blend of Spanish, Catalan, French, and Italian and where the world's largest natural source of bavarium was found. I remember reading about the revolution a few years ago that ousted the dictatorship that got powerful on the back of Bavarium mining. The US was caught blatantly supporting both sides, but the revolutionaries won and now they are a democracy again.
The real secret european country. We just didn’t unlock it (Yet). Be a man and don’t look it up.
I've played enough Crusader Kings II to be 70% sure that country doesn't exist
Lolol, was about to post that I played enough hoi4 to know what the south of France looks like
can'talonia
Basque at deez nuts
What’s with these posts of adding random bits of land to a map and saying “derp Americans “? Try harder so we at least get a laugh.
This is like adding random islands in the ocean sort of near Australia and saying “derp Euros think New Zealand exists”
It's a trick to get us to send troops and a McDonald's there, and then they laugh while they watch us struggle in the sea.
Greater Monaco
it's a shame what happened when Atlantis attacked
Man, France has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen
This genuinely got me. I'm from the UK, so I know Europe roughly, but looking at the image I spent way to long trying to figure out what it could be until I realised it was a joke... I'm not a smart woman.
That map isn't America therefore none of it exists
Atlantis was here all along.
Greater Catalonia.
That would be France's Testicles.
Francicles...
As an American, would you like it to be a country?
Shush, that's the secret European country only rich people know about...
Oh yeah, South Monaco, I thought everyone knew where it was
Sprance. Duh
That's Yurp. And people who live there are Yurpean.
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