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[-] Heikki@lemm.ee 44 points 3 months ago

This design negates the overflow hole. The hole needs to be lower, or it needs to be made for people with smaller hogs

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 8 points 3 months ago

It is itself an overflow hole, of sorts.

[-] Heikki@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

No one wants to clean potentially pissy water from the bathroom floor. It's bad enough I have to clean my piss dribbles off the floor now

[-] Ninpuukamui@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

This design is stupid because the whole thing could be lower. The water is gonna escape at the new hole heigh anyway.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

Saves water, unironically. But now you're touchin' wrists with everyone's dicks.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago

Even better their underball taint sweat

[-] Kushan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

If only there was a sink nearby so you could wash your hands immediately...

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

Was expecting to somehow see Saddam hiding in the sink.

[-] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago

Far better tis in the sink to piss

Than in the piss to sink

[-] Ninpuukamui@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

A rose for you my good sir, for today poetry has been elevated to heights never seen before.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 21 points 3 months ago

In all seriousness, you'd have to clean it very frequently to keep the smell under control. Don't ask how I know.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Well you clean it every time you use it when you wash your hands.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Everyone knows after you pee in a sink you gotta wash a bunch of water down after. At least I hope they do.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago

Nope. Bleach. Gotta use bleach.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Haha. Good one.

Anyone reading this and doesn't know: bleach and quantity ammonium compounds or other amine-containing compounds (urea) can create chloramine gas (which is just as bad as chlorine gas (it technically does make chlorine gas, but reacts with amines to make chloramine gas). Which is deadly in enclosed places in sufficient concentration. Not sure how much would be made with urine, but ammonia and bleach mixing has killed people (and still does)

Moral of the story: don't mix cleaners unless you know exactly what you're doing.

This has been my Ted Talk.

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[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

That roommate didn't last long.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

also everyone thinks this is a good idea imagining it at their penises height, ignoring the fact that human heights vary a TON and having a piss spot where short people can access and tall people can wash hands is impossible

[-] AdrenochromeBandit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

This is a good idea but for cleaning, not peeing. Like a bidet but only for dudes

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[-] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 months ago

But...you need to lower the overflow hole 😨

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 13 points 3 months ago

Add more for target practise

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

not if you line things up right

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

this is actually the wrong design.
what we need are urinals but with a faucet on top. you go and then you wash your hands into the urinal.

same concept but designed for different sized people.

[-] Louisoix@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

You mean like Japanese toilets?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

I searched "Japanese urinal" with safesearch off.
This was a mistake.

Anyway, among all these disgusting images I do not see a urinal with a faucet on top, so no.

[-] Louisoix@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

I mean this. A very common thing in most Japanese houses.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

My friend, is that a urinal?

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[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Oh we don't talk about those. My toilet paper works just fine..

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

From a distance, this looks like a guy getting a blowjob from ET.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

When you can't just phone home...

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Would you place your balls inside or outside the rim

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago

Fit it ON the rim for weight support.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Nothing like a good rimjob.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 3 months ago

This reminds me of my old phone. I downloaded a podcast on it that had a shock-opener and for some reason was always "the next thing" the sound/music player wanted to play. So many times, by accidental touch inputs or clicking the headphone button, or the like, my phone would randomly scream: "WHO DOESN'T LIKE TO PEE IN THE SINK!?!?!”

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

Don't sink in the piss

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

The only reason I'm not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

What about just a nice hole in the wall with very smooth surfaces. You get Johnny in there, you do your thing, then press the flush button to feel a torrential amount of water just decimate the living piss out of whatever is left off your scrotum? Or you know, gentle flush that cleans you.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I see, 😀 but where's the glory! 😮? Something just keeps poking my eye from the other side!

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

For the ladies, its just a regular sink and you sit backwards into it

[-] sasquash@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

I had a discussion with friends and realized to my surprise that everyone urinates in the washbasin on the train. They said it was more hygienic. Which is even kind of true, because no man sits down on the train anyway..

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

That's not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.

[-] Ninpuukamui@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That's dirty.

[-] BigWumbo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I wish my college dorm room had one of these bad boys….

[-] Mobiledecay@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Go ahead take a drink out of it. Don't be afraid. 🤤🤤🤤

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That's why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

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