We're forced to have cars because we've been denied effective public transportation, even in metropolitan areas.

Or worse, your implants start getting repo'd by said corpos. And there's no Jude Law.

"Millennials are ruining the death industry!"

There's always money in the bones stand

Ya got nerves in your foreskin though, yes?

"Hey man, why are all these action figures stuffed into condoms?"

Well that's not effective training at all. They should have gotten you drunk and simulated a wedding reception.

Digital condoms are 100% effective

Probably when you're supposed to be "hustling" or "grinding," or whatever the nomenclature is now for trying to make survival sound cool.

Same with movies. LOTR is almost 25 years old and still looks great.

A civil penalty seems like not enough? Wtf

The late 90s dvd versions are gold.