Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes. The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.

So they are absolute trash.

So he's not seen as the one to directly profit from it, but can still make a quick buck on the licensing and play dumb when the watches are worthless crap

Wait we’re allowed to just declare that something isn’t political? Neat! I declare access to abortions to be non-political as well.

"These watches are not designed to give accurate time and should not be used to tell time or keep track of time."

🤔🤔🤔

"TheBestWatchesonEarth" I can already imagine how tasteful the watches are based on the company name

Oh, so these are AI images of a watch that doesn’t exist yet.

It's him. He's the whore.

It's not for people interested in watches. It's for people interested in seeing a large economy having a figurehead who is a complete fucking waste of space.

Honestly, better than I was expecting. I was expecting gaudy gold, maybe with some (probably fake) diamonds. You know, Trump's ugly style. These just look fairly plain and cheap. I agree it does look like money laundering because they're far from nice, but they're just not as ugly as I expected.

Gotta take the rubes for everything they're worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.

Dude if someone told me this was a modded Seiko 5 with a "tourbillion" movement in it I would 100% believe it.

those actually look kinda cool... for like $200.

Sapphire isn't even that expensive anymore. So cheap. The "automatic movement" really gives it Wal-Mart vibes 🤣

Unless he is destroying the watches and saying "oh look, I received these duffle bags of cash".

No, no, I think this is just blatant scamming.

His hands aren't even particularly small. But he's an old, fat and decrepit man and he needs a very large and padded suit to give his body some sort of healthy appearance. His hands sticking out of that suit therefore look tiny.

Seriously, look at the pictures of him golfing in his XXXL polo shirt. The guy is shaped like one of the McNuggets

The money is exactly for that. All of it is going to someone who is bankrupt, morally bankrupt, but stil....

She's downright pissed at these poor bitches that can't buy her watches.

Have you thought of selling it as a wood and leather watch- but with AI?

TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC started in 07/2024.

Located at:

1309 Coffeen Avenue, Suite 1200 Sheridan, WY 82801

Which is also the location of a dozen other companies.

I can't really find any info on who owns it. I wouldn't be surprised if it was essentially owned by him and this is little more than money laundering.

Edit: Looks like it is registered by Cloud Peak Law Group, LLC and the filing was put in by Andrew Pierce. The last registered person on thir paperwork was Ashley Preston. They both work for Company Sage (Andrew Preston being the founder) which makes software to make it easy to start an LLC. But it seems odd to have your own employees be the registered person for the LLCs.