So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I'm learning about it?
Hey, it's better than the maggoty coconut..
Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister
I did not need that reminder in my life.
May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.
I'll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher
Sigh... Ruin my brain, please. I don't know this one.
I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!
Is that Simon Pegg?
Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.
Ah, yes! The coco nut
I mean, who hasn't at this point?
I haven't yet! So how was it?
Listen, you don't have to pretend here. This is a safe space.
Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn't necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.
Oh fine. I didn't return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn't either.
Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.
Oh, this is the JD Vance thing.
Hoss, we're in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.
This again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?
Sample Text
Lisa needs braces.
Dental plan
marginally better than a sock
At least it isn't a couch at Ashley's.
This could have easily worked with 'Homie, we're in a Wendy's restroom', but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍
I think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it's all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it's own "ew" factor, some worse than others.
A: I want to grow up to topple the proletariat!
B: Bro, we're in a coconut.
6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.
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