Sometimes extreme low self-esteem can lead you to give up on "scoring" so you start talking to beautiful people with no hang ups. It's not like you have a chance, right? Might as well enjoy their company, even if it's just for friends. Suddenly you realize you have tons in common and you like their company. You hang out together every day. They are such a good friend. Then one day they say "hey", look at you straight in the eyes, and kiss you.

We've been together for thirty years last August.

True in my case, but there's a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren't popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

Oh you know Shaggy is schwangin' that schlang.

I can see shaggy being a total hit with goth girls. He’s got lots of spooky stories and he brings snacks. What’s not to like?

ah that's probably it, maybe I'm just too handsome to get a gorgeous girlfriend

People forgot how powerful Shaggy is because it was too stressful to contemplate

She's only dating him to get to Scoob.

I remember seeing a pretty goth girl holding hands with a guy in a full Adidas tracksuit and thinking how unusual yet awesome it was to see people from completely different social groups in a relationship.

I’ve been the boyfriend in this situation with a hot goth chick. No idea what she saw in me.

Ya'll better put some respect on my man's name. Shaggy was a real one, even when he was scared. And he came with snacks.

Short hair bisexual women and their tall long haired skinny boyfriends is also a trend I have noticed

Honestly shaggy and Jeff from American Dad are exactly my "type"

Stoners who would go to the end of the earth for the people they love

Don't you be dissing Shaggy!

One review of Multiversus mentioned "I never thought I would describe Shaggy as one of the most powerful shoto charachters, but that seems to be the case".