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Feces is offensive to all 5 senses
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Sound? I associate the sound with ppl; once it's out, it's pretty quiet.
I think association counts if the sounds associated with it are consistently repulsive. For example, the sound of flies swarming around a pile of crap.
Technically I don't know that it's offensive to taste.
And my dog likes it.
But I'm still not going to check.
This is one of the reasons I don't like dogs who lick people. I'm fine with your dog until he starts trying to lick me.
I also don't like when your laying down, and the cat walks on your chest, just to block your view of the tv, and sticks it's butthole in your face. You're all like "eeewwww, no cat butt!!!" But the cat is like "meow!". You have to tell them "Look, we've been over this. I don't speak meow. You need to learn more words. Like if I pull a can of f-o-o-d out, you go nuts. And I have to spell that word, because I'm not trying to excite you, and then disappoint you. Because I'm NOT an asshole, and am being empathetic to YOUR feelings. Unlike you."
And she says "Meow".
And I say "I still don't get the nuances of meow language. It can't be one word that means everything. This isn't Hawaii."
And she says "Meow."
It's a losing battle trying to teach cats to speak english when they lack vocal cords. But maybe it's a good thing they can't speak. They could be like carrots. Always screaming how much pain they're in, and how they have a baby carrot at home. All just because I'm trying to make a salad.
Now.......cucumbers? They scare me. They're practically giddy to be chopped up. Real masochists.
But at least they're not smug, like George Clooney. The smug bastard!
Gold.
Thank you, I've been trying to figure out how to give Lemmy Gold. Didn't realize it was this easy
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I saw your name and my partner paused wrestling so I could read the comment aloud. 100% worth it. Way more interesting than The Conglomeration
Your partner must not be very good at wrestling if you were browsing lemmy during a sesh.
I don't even know where to begin with this comment lmao. It's funny, but just to give a serious answer, I'm not the biggest AEW fan so I passively watch it
Are you high? Lmao. What a comment 🤣
If you want some more laughs dig through their comment history. This is par for the course
teach cats to speak
I have relevant scientific data, https://youtu.be/UbJtehCZnuE
Cats aren't necessarily intending on sticking their butt in your face. They see you as vulnerable when you're laying down, and since they respect you, they're going to guard you by facing the other way to protect you from the open area.
Totally get the dogs licking you though.
I’d like it if George Clooney put his butthole in my face while I was watching TV.
Sir this is a Wendy's, you have to go to Carl's Jr for that
Don't let your dog eat shit
This is the Internet, I don't even have a dog.
I got you an animated version
Wait, does that mean...this you?
Dogs can have a little shit. As a treat.
That genuinely made me laugh
Both my partner and me too. I wasn't ready
You've never dropped an impressively large deuce before, looked at it and gone "wow, all that was inside me?"
"If my ass can open wide enough for that, surely a dick wouldn't hurt..." - Every dude at some point.
Have I got a giant arsehole?
- Fleabag
If you haven't watched it, do yourself a favour
Ive thought that about your dad.
Gramma?
I can play that part, yes.
If you take away the sight and smell, it probably feels alright.
Guarantee it would be a widely used substance if it wasn't for the smell... People would be making scriptures out of it and fixing up cracks in their homes. It would be considered innocent and fun, and some would alter their diets to get a particular consistency.
Incredibly gross to us, and probably still unhygienic. Maybe that's why it smells, to keep us away from it!
fixing up cracks in their homes
They used to although they generally used animal dung.
People will make scriptures out of any old shit, as long as it agrees with what they already believe.
If you take away sight and smell, you could probably get some cool synth/bass/rhythm type sounds out of it, too, if you sampled it.
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
The funniest fucking thing happened to me today. I was taking a good shit, and I was like fuck, I better check on it. I look to see how things are coming out, and a giant shit falls out. As soon as it hit the water it disappeared. The offensive part is that I still don't have any answers for the Spookie Dookie
What?
It feels great! At least, when coming of me. You don't like shitting? 🤷🏻♂️
I love shitting. I just had a really big coffee and am preparing for first shit of my work shift.
Horse shit is alright
hopefully not at the same time
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2024
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