Excuse me while I vomit.
“Everyone’s got to have a hobby. Some people collect stamps or continental landmasses. Me, I can identify every bone in the human body by the sound of it breaking.” - Ulysses Sweet, Maniac for Hire
I'll stick with my usual regime of octopus bukkake.
Octopus lovers: taking the k out of kink.
Kin?
In
Because people need to invent new ways to fuck over animals, as if overfishing and choking our climate with methane emissions weren’t enough. Fuck that
It's beginning to look a lot like fishmen
Can I do a more manly animal? The Pūteketeke, for instance.
Never heard of this bird. I guess it pukes a lot. here's what it sounds like
https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/programmes/birds-on-morning-report/audio/2599117/puteketeke
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