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Not if you count Taylor Swift
What about Chris, Jill, Brad, and Rebecca?
Sparkling gas giants at best.
As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..
sigh
I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”
Always tomorrow.
This is one of the most fascinating comments I've ever encountered on Lemmy
You’re fascinating. 😘
We should be best friends. 👊
He'll call you tomorrow
Wut?
I have no idea how I ended up here. Swear to god I was on the post about the trolley, saving people, and small talk. No shit. Never even seen this post.
This happened to me once too. The Lemmy gods brought you here. You are now a part of the meme
As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. We've all been there.
And now I’ve posted it in the correct location.
No this post was the correct location. Don’t second guess yourself. You were always meant to be here!
Let’s go fishing
You got me. Had to whatever the thought equivalent of double take is.
Had yourself a thinkythink
Doubleponder.
In Paris they have the metric system, so they call it the Royal.
Which is also weird if you think about it because they have the republic system too.
With… cheese?
If i had fallen for it, i would have had a quarter ponder :)
Oh fuck... It's so stupid it's smart.
I love this because even though I read the words, I interpreted it to mean something else for a second. (atoms and galaxy) Be careful when you read things and don't assume you know something.
I don’t trust the liberal science agenda so I did my own research. Using some back-of-the-napkin math and my telescope, I’m now blind from looking at the sun through a telescope. This is being transcribed by my trad wife. My results:
2 > 1
This one checks out, folks.
You must be a terrorist because that's MUSLIM MATH! Those are not Christian numbers and feel it necessary to report this comment to the FBI, the Federal Biblical Investigators.
Al-Gebra
How's this instead: II > I
👏👏👏👏👏
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And this prove what exactly...??
That there are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are s's in your entire comment.
that stars don't have hydrogen atoms
Once again, 2 > 1 holds true.
Thank fuck. I was worried for a second.
Mmm... Yeah!
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