I don't think Saints Row fans would go that far

Apart from the eyecancer-inducing color scheme - I cannot see any dishwasher.

In the Australian housing market, that would go for $1.5mil easy.

Swap the metal surfaces out for bronze / gold-color-aluminium maybe

So I've spent the last month looking for Houses. Nothing special, nothing extravagant. I came from a 1700sqft ranch with 3 bed, 2 full bath and a car port, small town, sold for about 215, and I got 135 take home after everything was paid off.

I had to expand my budget to 350 up here just to sniff houses that aren't in absolute disrepair on the inside and would require 50+ in reno, are 1.5 bth, or someone watched a couple episodes of Flippers and did a shittier job of "updating" the inside by putting the same cheap shitty grey vinyl flooring in several rooms.

There was 1 house I really liked, good area, open floor plan and a great basement. Downside was all the first floor carpet needed to be tore up especially since there were large stains in one of the bedrooms and it was poorly installed so was already buckled and loose, and there were cheap vinyl tiles in the foyer and kitchen that showed their wear and had to be removed. Just under 1700sq ft listed at 340 and went over asking the day it hit the market.

Another house, looked move in ready. 1500sq ft, with a half finished basement. Went to look at it...the house is claustrophobic, and the carpet needs to be pulled up also because of the terrible condition. The owners "finished" the basement by putting large vinyl tiles down themselves...which have already buckled and are about an inch off the ground in several places. They have a back patio which is about big enough for a Weber kettle grill and a camp chair. They're asking 336, claimed they already had an offer when I was looking at it but I noped outta that shit. That was a week ago and it's still on the market so either they were using BS tactics or the "offer" was for what the house was actually worth and they refused it. It's also the smallest house in a large neighborhood.

Who's gonna buy it? Prince?

This is PhotoShopped, but...

If it were real, the problem isn't the purple. It's the white.

LOL fuck flippers. Making living expensive for everyone else.

It's grape flavored.

I stand by that I fucking love that kitchen. Add a ton of modernist architecture that makes you think and a yard I’m allowed to grow food and replace the grass with mint and I’m in.

am i high or are those cabinets just like really short? or does this kitchen have like 10ft high ceilings.

Only two people in this demographic:

yeah this goes hard, can't lie

15k on what exactly? They just painted the wooden doors of the old units purple.

I know several people who would pick this house just for the kitchen..

When did Pimp my Ride start doing houses?

My question isn't their taste, but their budget. How the hell did that kitchen cost $15,000? Even if they had to replace everything I couldn't see it being more than $5k.

Is the floor also marble?

Man, I love me some purple/violet, but this just ain't it

Although I don't hate the floor. With something complimentary going on it would actually look good imo

I think we all know the problem here. Need a custom purple range and different hardware on the cabinets, would've sold in 3 days easy