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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Because when you're down in life, nothing quite helps like getting fat, diabetes and cavities.

Treat yourself to even more problems!

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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Lace it with LSD and it'll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Hmmmmm. I should try drugs.

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 9 points 3 days ago
[-] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago

DARE to try interesting drugs

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[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Try a lot of some drugs, a little of others, and none of bath salts.

Also, rrrrrrrreal fuckin high on drugs.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Drugs.
Start before you stop

I stumbled on this video like a decade ago, no idea how it has such low views. It's a gem.

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I used to do this and it helped my mental state a lot. LSD refresh every 6-12 months.

But I haven't had a source for LSD in 2 years now 😭

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

A full 6 months of good outlook from some acid??? Geez you getting good returns!

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They are now putting laughing gas in energy drinks, as I found out recently. It's also in whipped creme which might be one reason people are all over it.
I'm loving it. So much better than CO2. Also makes for good social commentary.

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Good old mars wrigley. Always giving lip service to helping the environment.

[-] Administrator@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I know I do

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Nihilist Arby's all over again.

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Covid commercials in a nutshell

Older and even more broken than all that.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Honestly, I always need a Snickers. God damn.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

I'm 42 and my uni debt was about 15k GBP, down to a couple of grand now as I've just been paying interest until the last 5 years when I landed a good job and started clearing it. Out of interest, what was the amount you owed in your country when you finished, and what do you owe now at your current age?

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

USA

Owed $52,000 upon graduating with a bachelor's degree.

It's been ~~16~~ 12 years and I still owe $40,000.

I regret going to college every day of my life.

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