I miss Nihilist Arby's.
"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance
Eat Arby’s"
I can't even tell if this was a real tweet or not. What a ridiculous world we live in.
Aah..... Embrace absurdism.
So you're saying it's not just me?
I have had a snickers and it is just you. Eat a verification snickers and you can be just like me
Jokes on you, I'm only 25!
Only thing I can promise you with somewhat high degree of certainty is that you won't stay that way for long. 2-3 years tops.
CONSUME
OBEY
REPEAT
CONFORM
literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn't have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.
Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of "big picture" reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.
There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.
Maybe you just need a Snickers?
actually I'm allergic to peanuts and treenuts, so a Snickers would probably only expedite my exit (can't eat them due to allergy warnings)
Milky way.
Also has allergen warnings.
You'd be shocked how much candy that doesn't contain nuts, might contain enough to kill someone with a severe allergy. Half my halloween candy when I was a kid, every year, would end up going to my mother for that exact reason.
But it's smooth and creamy!
I went on chatgpt and said "Write an advertisement that plays on the fears of gen z then suggests they eat a snickers". It returned almost the same as above.
This is basically the text version of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial.
I genuinely can't tell if this is fake. I fucking hate this world. Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
We’re probably more likely to see a return to feudalism, with the wealthy getting worshipped as god-kings and regular folks going back to being illiterate peasants working the land for their overlords.
Let's fucking do it.
The French rioted over retirement age. The US, well,
Ok we do it, but it's cyber
I think that's pretty much what we have now.
The power & wealth imbalance is the same anyway.
The wealthiest man in the world is installing a God king. It's a perversion of democracy.
Hell yeah man, I'd love to see the heat death of the universe.
Reminds me of that Futurama episode with the time machine that only goes forward.
That'd be cool to see tbh.
Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?
How about we team up and try to make this world better instead?
That's a big assumption that humanity actually makes it out of this situation the wealthy have gotten everyone into.
But things will survive, just not sure it will be humanity.
I envy your optimism, that things get better in the future.
Was this an actual real post or satire?
I genuinely have no clue.
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I think it's just an advertisement for Snickers. Gross.
That's so cynical that I would almost kinda respect it if I didn't hate marketing on principle.
Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I'm very thankful to not have it
Thank goodness my "third world country" offers free tuition for uni. 🤩
The US used to, too. But then a retired mediocre actor decided education was a privilege, not a right
I worked full time through college. So much that it often interfered with the time that I needed to be spending on study. I still owe $40k.
My ex husband who’s billionaire family paid his tuition while I paid our bills owes nothing of course.
I am not 35. I'm 34.
Give it some time…
No.
One more plastic wrapper for the fire!
Yeah, low blood sugar does that... wars and shit.
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