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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 hours ago

Woulda got away with it if not for those pesky ~~globalists~~ Jews.

(It's sarcasm, leave me alone.)

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Bestie, I use this handle and people still don't leave off about obvious sarcasm around here. Lemmy is serious business.

[-] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 3 points 17 minutes ago

Someone got onto me for "derailing the conversation". The conversation in question was a quip. Super serious business only.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

China favors Trump for many reasons, namely the destruction of NATO and their close relationship with allied Russia.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 13 points 5 hours ago

jesus fucking christ they're agitating for a bloodbath...
either the military is going to have to massacre a rebellion again,
or they're going to be allowed to run rampant and murder a bunch of civilians.

[-] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It sure seems that way.

[-] Pandemanium@lemm.ee 16 points 5 hours ago

This is from 2021. Don't know why we're giving him attention by posting it again now.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

oh! oh shit, thank fuck.

If jones were saying that AFTER getting spanked in court, that seemed a lot more alarming to me

[-] Fox@pawb.social 5 points 3 hours ago

That's a relief, for a moment I was concerned that Alex Jones is showing his face in public again

[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 6 hours ago

Biden is so far right of Communism that their ignorance is almost humorous, if it wasn't dangerous. Not to mention their guy called out to his Russian handlers on national TV for help, but at least Russian's are mostly white, I guess?

Promising blood, pain, war, and suffering - so swallow their rhetoric or be ready to be enslaved. Freedom of religion? The fuck does that mean?

Insert lionelhutz.jpg The truth? Or "The Truth?"

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

Sure Alex. Whatever you say. Only this time, you won't have have Trump and his hand-picked "acting Secretary of Defense" running interference for any rioters. This time, those capitol police will be armed for bear this and every rioter is going to go to bed with a headache.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

All bets are off, Joe. Throw this fucker into a supermax and call it an official presidential act.

[-] Elbrond@feddit.nl 3 points 6 hours ago

We commit to Christ? Does he know that Christ preached love? Not hate. Not war.

[-] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Fuck you, alex!

[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago

Oh my god these fascists should have been locked up already

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 31 points 13 hours ago

It's both funny and sad how unoriginal fascists are. They just claim the opponent does what they do and somehow get away with it.

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

They get away with it because they're loud and the rest of us largely are not. Moreover, the majority don't take this seriously, and haven't for years, not until recently. It's not just the courts, it's also on us. I like to use COVID as an example: Anti-Vaccine and no-maskers ran rampant. For the most part we did nothing. There's always going to be danger. It's always gonna suck.

This has been slowly changing. I just fear it's too late.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 79 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Trump’s “Christian” bibles are made in communist China.

Checkmate Alex, you fat fucking retard.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago

I'm on your side with regards to the insufferable blowhard Alex Jones, but could you maybe insult that Putin-worshipping supplement-hawking grifter with delusions of coherence without resorting to body shaming and an ableist slur?

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

delusions of coherence

Into the vocabulary with you!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

I agree with you and I would like anyone who argues otherwise to please read this first:

https://www.specialolympics.org/stories/impact/why-the-r-word-is-the-r-slur

[-] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 3 points 5 hours ago

This is fair.

Social media is far too accessible now to just say: "well I wasn't talking about people with actual disabilities" kk chad.

Chad was me, too. Not that I used it all the time or anything but in this comment or another throughout the years.

I'll have to make sure never to do that again.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 51 points 15 hours ago

I saw Trump and Alex get hit by the libs' trans lasers and then their penises turned into vaginas and Alex's vagina looked at me

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 32 points 14 hours ago
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[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Fuck this guy with a crane-lifted pile driver.

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[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago

I wonder what it's like inside his head. The genuinely crazy/purposefully evil ratio, when nobody's looking.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm convinced there's got to be some kind of diagnosable mental disorder that makes people go out and try to get the absolute maximum number of people to hate them. Jones has it, that furry with a Confederate / Nazi fursona has it, Marjorie Taylor Greene has it...

Now that's not to say that just because these people are sick, they aren't dangerous.

“If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves. We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards.”

— Samuel Johnson

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 23 points 13 hours ago

In his interview with prosecution videos he’s crying and saying he needs help and doesn’t believe any of it. Then he goes right back to doing more.

[-] _____@lemm.ee 14 points 12 hours ago

Grifter caught in the headlights. Naturally he will play any part that gets him out of it.

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 24 points 15 hours ago

I never knew exactly what “globalism” was (or maybe I did know, but forgot), so I looked it up:

globalism /glō′bə-lĭz″əm/

  1. A national geopolitical policy in which the entire world is regarded as the appropriate sphere for a state's influence.
  2. The development of social, cultural, technological, or economic networks that transcend national boundaries; globalization.
  3. An ideology based on the belief that people, goods and information ought to be able to cross national borders unfettered.

So… it’s the opposite of imperialism. You respect and coexist with other cultures rather than trying to dominate them. Nobody builds border walls. Real freedom instead of freedumb as defined by white Christian males. It’s kinda like empathy on a global scale. No wonder selfish, insensitive pricks hate it!

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, it really means Jews.

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

So, a lot of the time with nut jobs like this, globalists is just a code word for Jews.

However, there is a legitimate dark side to globalism as it's conventionally defined outside of neonazi talking points. Globalism is often used as cover for neocolonialism, where poor countries are "better" for resource extraction because the salaries are low and nobody cares about the environmental costs. Meanwhile, rich countries are "better" for design, financial work, technical jobs, etc because the wealth of the populace means people are better educated.

This traps poorer countries in poverty as the only investments are in low-skill manual labour in an environmentally degraded landscape, while the bulk of the profits go into corporations headquartered in wealthier countries. In other words, systemic wealth extraction.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

Ah. I was only looking at the bright side, where everyone was treated equally and politicians just STFU and put their petty disagreements aside. I see what you’re talking about.

Also, bigots can suck it.

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 32 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

"Globalism" in right wing speak means "Jews."

That's it. The belief that a cabal of Jews control the world.

You hit the definition above right, but they aren't using it.

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 4 hours ago

I’ve never heard that before. More evidence of right wing idiocy.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago

We Will Never Surrender he says, then he scurried away like a coward and hid before things got real.

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 18 points 15 hours ago

As they always do. It's always the lippy little bitches that act all tough until the shit gets real, then they're nowhere to be found.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 16 points 14 hours ago

Trump: “So we are going to walk down Pennsylvania Avenue — I love Pennsylvania Avenue — and we are going to the Capitol. And we are going to try and give — the Democrats are hopeless, they are never voting for anything, not even one vote — but we are going to try to give our Republicans — the weak ones because the strong ones don’t need any of our help — going to try and give them the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our country. So let’s walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.”

Trump then proceeds to have his fat ass driven back to the White House where he stuffs his face and watches it on TV.

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[-] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 26 points 15 hours ago

We do not recognize Communist Chinese agent Joe Biden

I mean, you'd recognize Communist agents, wouldn't you, Communist Russian agent Jones.

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