I remember something about them being hunted to extinction

We live in a society.

Aside from my slab o'flab making people wish my top had not been cropped, those daddy dukes look like junk-crunchers.

Girl, step into any sports themed gay bar. We are still dressing like this.

Same thing as the last time this was reposted. Didn't change in a few months.

No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.

High fructose corn syrup

Thankfully, other men.

Lotta people here have some body dismorphia

It does seem like short shorts are coming back.

I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?

My wife.

My fragile masculinity 😔

Dad bod.

I work IT in a construction yard and dont like the oil and slurry shit getting on my thighs when I have to fix the internet in the wash bay. Weekends are fair game but I'm a twink not a hunk so the pull off is different.

I don't want to look at my disgusting flesh-body and I'd rather nobody else saw it either. Rebuild me shiny and chrome, then we'll talk about showing off.

I dress like this in the summer as a nonbinary person

Exercise

I mean, my big fat body, mostly.

Sheer sex appeal

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.

Gym was .... embarrassing.

I'm from the 80's and nobody wants to see someone my age dressed like that.

All those pockets too small to carry a phone.