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True dat
(lemm.ee)
Fat
Personal dignity?
Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️
Need pics. Dm pls.
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
Because I'd look like this:
The real Phil Collins. RIP.
BAAAAAAAAAAM!
Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!
Is that Lukashenko?
Randy bobandy's dad?
not being a hunk, for starters... but also it looks uncomfortable
Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive
I don't want to be killed off like them?
I could dress like that... for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
Beer belly
I don't drink or eat a lot of carbs, I am trim and lean. But I still wouldn't dress like that simply because bare midriff doesn't look good on men unless you're fully trying to imitate the 80's movie aesthetic for laughs.
And my sagging balls.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you're good to go.
Can you imagine?!! Especially with a midriff shirt!
It's too cold where I live
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
I don't have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.
Self-respect mostly (at least what's left of it).
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable
I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.
Me too, thanks.
So true 🤣
Every single men's top I've seen are too big...
I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.
If you're gonna rock it, rock it all the way.
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Because those hunks never survived the movie.
The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
We grew up watching those dudes get butchered in increasingly-grotesque ways by a diverse conglomeration of psychotic murderers and animals, both natural and supernatural.
I'm good with my plain black t-shirt that's long enough to serve as a dress because I'm fat and need uberlength shirts to make it over the curvature of my Moo Deng pregnancy and still have enough fabric left over to not leave me looking like I'm wearing a cummerbund made from pale hairy human skin.
Fat guy dress > being split vertically, starting at the willy, by an industrial saw because I unknowingly spent a summer afternoon in a swimming hole that once hosted a cruel gang of teenagers who pretended to befriend a lonely man with a deformity and subsequently caused him to drown in it by shoving him off the rocks into the water even though they knew he couldn't swim.
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Understanding dryer settings.
Same thing as the last time this was reposted. Didn't change in a few months.
You know, maybe I could have changed that in the last few months. Eaten better, exercised more. I guess the truth is I wasn't expecting this repost.
The shape of my body.
Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.
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