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Combat knife... What the actual fuck.

Seen in this clip

https://xcancel.com/KamalaHQ/status/1846373568013029457

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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

I am not going to that URL, but I'm predicting that even at "20%" off that knife is a bad deal.

Resident knife dweeb here. You all know me; my credentials are in my post history. I am a veritable connoisseur of crap exactly like this.

These twerps can cry "patriot" as much as they want, but this is a piece of shit OEM knife from China. The factory will do you any printing you want on the handle for a trivial upcharge. For instance, this looks an awful lot like the Top Quest T27019 (page 5, catalog here) or myriad other similar knockoff junk. The unit cost on this type of thing is about $2 each in bulk, for instance like this. Give me half an hour and I can probably figure out who the actual supplier is.

Some rat bastard is laughing all the way to the bank with these.

[-] ArchRecord@lemm.ee 4 points 23 hours ago

In case you were wondering, they are charging $69, while saying you're saving "$100+"

They're also saying it's a limited-stock item with only 150 ever made. Sure, buddy.

They're also selling a pack of crappy trump-themed memorabilia, a plane model, a blanket that's supposedly "Trump" themed but has no trump branding, and a crappy electric lighter I've seen thousands of on Aliexpress.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

If I had had the money in 2016, I would gladly be that rat bastard. It was obvious then that magtards would buy anything with dipshit's name on it, and you could easily slap a banner on your website that "10% of your purchase will be donated to conservative* causes." With a disclaimer that stipulates that conservative in this case is conservation or that it's net proceeds after costs, and include salaries and political donations in costs. Political donations in this case actually referring to planned parenthood or blue campaigns in battleground states.

Suck money out of idiots and put it to good use.

[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

They’re also saying it’s a limited-stock item with only 150 ever made. Sure, buddy.

Sell 150 each of 100 very slightly different designs, claim they're all limited edition.

(Or, this being Trump, just outright lie and call it political interference when someone points it out)

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Sell 150 each of 100 very slightly different designs, claim they’re all limited edition.

I see you've discovered boomer car culture.

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 23 hours ago

This just reminds me of Rwanda where right before the big one, they started distributing machetes which then were used to chop the opposition to death...

But of course trump wouldn't do that... Without trying to scam his own voters first, at least.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

The handle should be made of bone with knobby spurs on it large enough to make it uncomfortable to use.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That same Patriot Addict company also has a Trump bobblehead which is 100x more horrifying than I expected. Tremendously horrifying. The most horrifying thing in the history of our country.

https://www.patriotaddict.com/pages/trump-bobblehead

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

"Patriot addict" = "Bad with money."

[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Fwiw, I don't think the knife is directly affiliated with Trump; I think they just bought the ad space. I could be wrong though.

Also, that's not a combat knife. Thats a cheap no-name pocket knife.

Aaaaaand this pales in comparison to all the firearms you can find with Trump's face engraved on them.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I mean I'm voting against Trump but the temptation to grift his followers is present in the back of my mind!

[-] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 23 hours ago

I won't lose any sleep over it. Thinking about spraypainting trump on some old pallet wood and selling them on etsy as 'patriot planks' for $150 a piece.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Go ahead. Keep some of the cash, donate some to a liberal cause. Don’t feel bad, they’re willing to tank an entire nation for their grift.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Oh no qualms about that just... grifting is a fair amount of work.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

And it would just fall apart when opened while someone tries using it during a riot.

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

While this is odd given the current political landscape in America, pretty sure I remember Bush having knives and stuff too. Would see them at the local carry out when I was young.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I’d say that this is America being beyond parody of itself seeing a presidential candidate’s speeches going full qvc, but we did once have a pyramid scheme selling racism that did wildly well

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 13 points 1 day ago

Is... Is this real? I can no longer tell from this side of the pond

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Yes. America has well and truly become a parody of itself.

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 3 points 1 day ago

Wow, that's... well I don't even know how to respond

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Maybe we should have just stuck with having a king if we were going to end up this way.

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 2 points 23 hours ago

You can have ours if you want, he's a bit wet but at least he believes in environmental things, and I don't want him!

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't even know anymore and I'm over here.

[-] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
  • Step 1: call all Democrats pedophiles (pizzagate era)
  • Step 2: claim election interference constantly to the point of mantra
  • Step 3: stage practice coup d'etat (jan 6th)
  • Step 4: sell weapons to your voter base, heavily implying that they are "addicts"
  • Step 5: I sit on the toilet.
[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 5 points 1 day ago

Wild that everyone is focusing on the absurdity of selling knives, as opposed to the url being PatriotAddictDeals.com

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Wait, fuck how are they so beyond parody‽ Fucking losers

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Lol. They call a zippo a snowflake lighter compared to this electric one.

[-] ZC3rr0r@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

That's what I was going to point out. Beside that sounding like the most obvious scam domain ever, reading it at face value would indicate that the Republicans think their supporters are a bunch of addicts. Did they fire everyone with any marketing background or are they all so far down the rabbit hole that this sounds perfectly reasonable to them?

[-] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago

Is a foldable combat knife a good idea? I'd think you'd want the blade to be fixed

[-] Case@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 day ago

Yes, one would normally prefer a fixed blade.

However, depending on local laws, that may not be possible to carry.

That reminds me, I'm moving soon, I need to check out some various laws for the new place.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Is that a "combat knife"? Cause it looks like the box cutter I use at work

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[-] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Little bit of Insider Baseball on knives. Anytime a knife doesn't list the blade steel, I assume we're looking at 7Cr17MOV, 440C, or D2 with a bad heat treat. That price point is quite a bit higher than these cheap Chinese steels. Just another "True Patriot" grift. Pocket knives are cool tools and there are a slew of American brands that won't break by cutting into cardboard. These Trump Combat Knives will last a couple months maybe.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ha ha the poor intern that had to come up with as many descriptions as possible that weren't "It's a cheap Chinese knife with Trump printed on it. Must've taken the lad ages -

Bold Design: Features a sleek, patriotic design with Trump insignia.

Durable Blade: High-quality construction for both display and practical use.

Collector's Item: Perfect for any Trump supporter or patriotic memorabilia collection.

Symbol of Patriotism: Show your loyalty to Trump and American values.

Versatile Use: Ideal for display, daily tasks, or as a unique gift.

Limited Edition: A must-have for die-hard Trump fans—grab yours while they last!

Perfect Gift: Great for gifting to fellow patriots or adding to your own collection

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Honestly if I had that job I'd just use Aislop

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I would just train an AI on trump's speeches.

"A great knife, one of the best knives in the world. It can kill sharks and batteries. Other knives are baby knives... Oooh watch me, I'm a baby knife, I can only cut diapers, mommy come see how sharp I am. Our knife can also cut diapers by the way, very effectively, I do it all the time."

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Trump and his family of billionaires are also launching a cryptocurrency as final bid to grift as much as possible before he, hopefully, loses and they all become irrelevant forever

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

hopefully, loses and they all become irrelevant forever

That's what I was hoping in 2020. It seems the slow steady progress of time will have to take care of it.

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