Combat knife... What the actual fuck.
Seen in this clip
I tried to mess with the customer support, but they stayed way too nice, so I felt bad and stopped. .__.
Just a good business who found a good business
that's not even mallninjashit--more like backwoods redneck flea market discount bin shit
Gas station quality
I've seen gas stations with a wider selection of knives than an actual knife store, that's no insult.
Wide selection but are they of high quality?
His followers can't afford mallninjashit.
If anyone would be able to tell the difference between a "combat" knife and a fucking "pocket knife", you would think it would be the y'all quaeda brigade of Trump supporters. But the fact that they'll buy this shit up in droves despite knowing damn well it's not what it's advertised as just points to how brainwashed these cultists are.
A Pocket knife is one of these: https://www.victorinox.com/de-CH/Produkte/Schweizer-Taschenmesser/Mittlere-Taschenmesser/Swiss-Champ/p/1.6795
I will not accept or tolerate linguistic differences as an excuse, you're being assimilated. Aswissilated if you want so. This is now a pocket knife, everything else not. I have spoken in my full authority as a owner of one of these.
Hope you have a lovely day, fellow pocket-knife owners.
Made in China with the latest in Tin technology
Inb4 Patriot Glocks or AR14s….I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else already has tapped that market though.
lol, it's a folding knife. how fitting 🤣
It's a Chinese knife in American livery it's got levels and they're mostly dumb or crazy and or dumb and crazy.
You know it's a real combat knife because it has a bottle opener built in. I'm maybe even kidding.
Isn't that a belt cutter? (hook knife)
You can also see the glass breaker, it's very common for these knifes to have a belt cutter and a glass breaker
Dual purpose. Actually I tried to look up what they list it as and all I came away with is the perfect discovery of it's pricepoint:
"20% off"
So they’re offering 20% off the $69 price? Because 185 -> 69 is more than 20%. So then it’s just a clearance item. A shitty clearance knife.
189 -> 69 is also not a $135 savings
20% off $69 makes it $55. $190-$55 is $135 savings.
The savings seem correct, it's just really confusing.
Everything about it is obviously wrong. I've never seen a better metaphor for american conservatives.
Exactly what it looks like, yeah.
Which, as far as I've ever heard it, would make it a "folding utility knife". I've also never seen a combat knife without a fixed blade, because... "Hold on let me just unfold my pocket knife so I can combat you!"
Any folding knife, again, as far as I've ever seen, would be more likely to be called a tactical knife. Which is just another word for utility folder IMO.
Tati-cool. Useless in practice.
Eh, depends. I used to carry a similar knife when I was a vol FF, because seat belt cutter + glass break is handy, and the blade worked better for clothing caught in something than the belt cutter (belt cutter works best when its taut and flat, since its basically a coupon cutter).
Worked just great for the intended purpose. What its not, however, is more than just a utility folder.
MRW I enter political memes to dunk on trump and find all the knife people in here making good points.
That looks like a knife that came with the cheap walmart-brand survival kit that I bought to keep in my car.
It is horrible. Worst knife I have ever bought.
But it does have the seatbelt cutter and the glass breaker just like the one here. I think you can get it for a few bucks separately from the kit.
Have you actually tried the seatbelt cutter..how sure are you that it works better than your terrible knife?
It's probably cheap soft steel made in China. You're probably fine.
Trump be hiring every sixth grader that pirated Photoshop cs3. Everything he releases just has this design aesthetic that no one tried because it's awful.
Right? I was about to lose my mind because no one commentend that. This looks worse than the overlay of tele-shopping channels
Ahh right, I assumed 100% voting rates. You've definitely changed there context here. Really great job at focusing in on it.
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