And they go as far as to tell him to Kys... wow. I bet That's just the tip of the iceberg.
A few years ago I was in a local place where the food and service were both entertainingly bad. For decades it had been a wonderful little Greek restaurant, until the couple who ran it moved to Greece for a well-deserved retirement and their son took it over. The son remodeled and reopened it as a combination Greek/sushi restaurant and sports bar, hanging five or six large screens from the ceiling. In a place slightly larger than my living room.
I was eager to try the sushi. "There's no sushi tonight. Dennis isn't here." Oh, alright, when is Dennis here? "We don't know. Maybe Wednesday. He never says." Well alrighty then. Dennis is livin' the dream I guess. So I ordered spanakopita, another favorite. What I received was a brown chunk resembling a giant Totino's pizza roll, on an otherwise bare plate, where it dryly slid around all by itself. It looked and tasted like a Costco product they took out of a package and over-microwaved. The driest, crispest spanakopita I've ever had.
I took a chance and ordered the baklava. It tasted okay but instead of being flaky it was actually soggy - not as in dripping with butter and honey, I mean watery. The only watery baklava I've ever had, and also the only serving of baklava in my life that I did not finish.
A guy dining at the next table asked the waitress for the check, but said he would like a cup of coffee first. I was directly facing the clock and happened to notice it was exactly 7pm. At 7:10 she returned with their check and said, "We're out of coffee." Wat? They're open for another 3 hours and they're out of coffee LOL? And it took a full 10 minutes to return with this info. It's a tiny place, I could see the coffee machine like 12 ft away. And there are like six customers. Seemed like a dismally bad restaurant in a sitcom, reminding me somewhat of the diner in The Dark Backward.
There were a couple other things but that's all I can remember. Anyway, this new version of the place didn't last long and it's permanently closed now.
Average restaurant on a Gordon Ramsay show
One of the oldest Chinese restaurants in the UK crams all foreigners upstairs to share tables with random strangers, where cutlery is thrown at you carelessly and the waiter tuts if you don't give them a string of numbers as an order. If you go there with a chinese national you're somewhat protected from the abuse, but they still glare at you.
Anyway the food is divine and they don't overcharge, and it's one of my favourite places to eat.
Wong Kei, Wardour Street, Chinatown, London 🍜
Thanks! Noting this for if I'm ever in London again!
Boom.
Lol. My favourite exchange on lemmy so far!
I'd just get take out lol
pulls out gun "take out, granted" pew
Gun? In the UK? XD
I’d like to know what the rest of the reply says.
"How am I supposed to try doing those things if I kill myself?"
Could easily make it part of the experience.
"Here's your food, I hope you fucking choke on it you cunt"
I'd go 👍
I went to a restaurant that had this as a gimmick. They were clearly having fun with it though. Rude words with fun delivery.
I think it was dicks last resort.
Ed bevins does this too
Haha my city had a Dick's Last Resort, it was fun! My favorite story about that place is when my boss and his wife (unknowingly) went there with another couple. They were VERY proper Brits (in the US) in their mid 70's. The husband of the other couple wanted to know if there were seeds on the sandwich bun . The waitress asked if he was a some kind of F●●●ing expert. The guy goes on to explain he has diverticulitis without batting an eye
I regularly go to a Vietnamese restaurant with work colleagues not only because the food is great, but the entertainment value of the owner berating you for not eating the expensive vegetables or calling you an idiot because you ordered the small drink despite the small price difference is just hilarious. You can tell he isn't faking it too, the guy really just can't keep it in. We love it, but I've met plenty of people who vowed to never return after the experience.
This is apparently already a thing. I've never been to one but I've heard about novelty restaurants where the wait staff demean you while serving you
I think of myself as having a pretty good sense of humor and being open to trying a lot of things, but that just sounds… annoying.
If they're forced to do it then it's not the same.
"I'm confused, so should I have a chub right now or not? I was expecting some real degrading shit here, c'mon!"
I feel like if you applied to work there it was because you wanted to be able to berate the customers. While they may be required to do it if they want to do it, then it’s the same as if they did it on their own.
Ed Debevic's!
We actually ~~have~~ had a restaurant like that in Manchester called Karen’s
There's also Dicks in the US. It's a chain with a few locations.
That reminds me of the Amadeus bar in Leuven. The owner was notoriously grumpy and curt. I sometimes went there as a student to play board games. One time he seemed very interested as we were playing, as he was looking at the board. We asked him if he wanted to play with and he just went "No, I'm wondering how much longer this game will take so I can kick you out and close."
Not sure if it's still open.
Have you finished the game?
I think we decided to play 3 more rounds and then count the points, as the game was still gonna go on for at least another hour otherwise.
No but I just lost The Game.
So it's finished! Congrats, you're free!
The response from the owner just adds the missing ingredient.
I dunno. Todd could be exaggerating...
reads reaponse
Yep, Todd probably was entertained.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU
Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Wiener's Circle | CONAN on TBS - 12 years ago
Triumph got a chance to really shine there, lol
Hey he liked the food
I wanna grab a light meal and beers with Todd.
I wanna grab a few light beers & turn Todd into a meal.
Must have been run by those parrots
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