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I'm sure we've got the technology somewhere. We just need like a giant fucking tree to suck the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and to desalinate the oceans. Something that's the size of an island all by itself.

I don't care if it's 100 billion trees woven together with some science fuckery, but we need an Yggsrasil if we want to fix the planet.

Think about it. A giant tree out in the middle of the ocean that sucks up all of our carbon dioxide and turns it into more trees and that sucks the salts and minerals and plastics out of the ocean and incorporates those into itself until it grows as tall as 100 billion trees woven together with dark science can possibly grow.

Sure, it'll cost I don't know several billion dollars to make this happen a trillion I don't fucking know, but if we had that the world would get better.

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 50 minutes ago

That wpuld be cool but ineffective and solve none of the systemic issues.

[-] glitchcake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 57 minutes ago

The world will never be safe until capitalism is dismantled. By definition, capitalism is a virus that expands to consume all resources. You can't use capitalism to make more resources for capitalism to consume in any other way than is resource-negative (laws of thermodynamics).

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 hours ago

Oh, we could probably create giant trees with selective breeding and gene editing. But those trees would still need hundreds of years to grow (and that's a good thing, since it would store CO2 while growing) and if there are problems with the gene editing we would only notice after decades.

[-] inlandempire@jlai.lu 29 points 7 hours ago

The real Yggdrasil was the forests we cut along the way

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 32 points 8 hours ago

We had the Amazon Rainforest....

[-] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 14 points 8 hours ago

The Amazon rainforest is often considered the lungs of the planet. It represents only a small part, the lungs are mainly our oceans.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

We can't even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 5 points 3 hours ago

We can't even take care of that, how could we care for an Yggdrasil?

"Mom I want an Yggdrasil"

"We have Yggdrasil at home"

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 24 points 10 hours ago

square-cube law means height, diameter, and weight are all going to be issues.

Isn't algae more effective per volume?

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago

Aren't you forgetting to factor the square of the magnitude of the raw fucking radness though

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 2 points 27 minutes ago

Radness factor is left out of efficiency calculations way too often

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago

Yes. Algae would be much better. Just don’t mess up the oceans, and the algae will do their job.

[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Algae is the easiest and most likely to work.

We did experiments with iron seeding, the technology isn't too far, it's basically how the planet used to regulate before us.

[-] Dagamant@lemmy.world 43 points 13 hours ago

That’s just planting trees with extra steps.

[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

Was thinking the title was about the Linux distro and was like we can do that. but after reading this ocean algae is way beter for carbon capture than trees. They also don't tend to burn down and release that carbon.

[-] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 4 points 12 hours ago

I thought that OP's title was mentioning Yggdrasil as in the IPv6 P2P network.

[-] Sundial@lemm.ee 22 points 13 hours ago

Pretty sure that's what forestation is all about.

[-] TARgz@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago
[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago
[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago
[-] recursive_recursion@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 hours ago

The closest realization of this idea is to potentially cultivate/modify the gene pool and DNA of a tree probably with the use of CRISPR and selective breeding

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago

I thought you were talking about the VR game in Overlord and was ready to post my support but you just want complicated forestry with no regards to marine life

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

I thought you were talking about network

[-] 667@lemmy.radio 3 points 12 hours ago

House of Leaves reference?

[-] Bach37strad@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
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