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Taking penetration testing to a whole new level (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 2 months ago by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
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Yes, I know this is satire

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[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 177 points 2 months ago

This dude is a god damn legend.

My previous employer would print out those cringe success and team building story posts from linkedin and hang them around the office because we complained about the working environment, I love that there is good satire of those posts on linkedin now.

[-] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 54 points 2 months ago

The more things change the more they stay the same. Before LinkedIn there were motivational posters that were hung around offices. It didn't take long for the demotivational poster to make its way into the culture just like these posts are now.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

take one down and hang this up in its place lol

[-] bacon_saber@fedia.io 21 points 2 months ago

wtf kind of hell did you work in, lol

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah felt like being in a fever dream sometimes honestly

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The regular kind, probably?

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

corporate America, I assume

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My former employer had a stupid idea that alternating our stats and our company “core values” on tvs throughout the office was a good idea. Yeah, let’s just waste electricity on something no one wants to look at. I would just turn them off and say I valued conservation.

Edit: it helped that I’d long before loudly established that I hated when people left the light on in the server closet. The closet was right across from my desk so I noticed every time.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago

“Nobody has ever hated their boss.”

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Honestly my first tip that this was satire.

[-] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 2 months ago

ROFL He should be a writer for The Onion!

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Iirc he's a comedian

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Over on Twitter, @kenchengcomedy set out to troll all 195 countries’ flags the world over and it turned into quite a feat of endurance.

Someone’s been trolling the flags of all 195 countries and it’s epic https://www.thepoke.com/2017/09/26/guy-been-trolling-flags-195-countries-epic/ or https://www.inkl.com/news/comedian-mocks-every-flag-in-twitter-thread-this-is-what-he-said-about-india

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

He definitely is. I've never heard of him before but he fits my definition that's for sure

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago

See, that's good thinking!

Me? I took my step child in, treated them well, taught them self defense and martial arts, then adopted them. HUGE mistake, now they bloody well know that they're gong to inherit the house some day, and are playing the long game, waiting for me to die on my own instead of shivving me in the kidney like a proper stepdad should go down.

Such a rookie error on my part.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Didn't your stepson just fuck off to Bludhaven after a few years?

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Lmmfao! Gods, I wish I had thought of that. Wasn't where I was going, but that made me envious of you having caught it.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 26 points 2 months ago

The first two lines, together with your title did lead me to believe this story was going in a very nasty direction.

[-] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

oh...

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 2 months ago

It's my own sordid mind...

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Nothing wrong with being organized.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 2 months ago

Yes, I know this is satire

Walter White falling on the sand

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago

Shaka, when the walls fell.

[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 16 points 2 months ago

Not a lunatic. It's just the Ken M of LinkedIn.

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Linked in is becoming self aware!

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

I heard she's fast tracked for CEO.

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

It's not your stepdaughter, it's Alpharius

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's always Alpharius

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