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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 85 points 1 month ago

the New Apostolic Reformation (NAR) a growing charismatic movement led by a loose network of apostles and prophets who believe Christians are called to take over the government.

That's wonderful. And the article only gets worse from there.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

I always thought a theocratic dictatorship sounded “charming”.

/s

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[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth.

This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.

-C. S. Lewis

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Damn that hits hard

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 points 1 month ago

It could be slightly worse, though:

"The Nuclei Armati Rivoluzionari (English: "Armed Revolutionary Nuclei"), abbreviated NAR, was an Italian neo-fascist armed militant organization active during the Years of Lead from 1977 to November 1981. "

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

eh, scientology already did it better

[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago

At this point stuff like this isn't oniony anymore, just trump supporters being trump supporters.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 29 points 1 month ago

Yeah. It's the kind of headline that I want to shock me, but it's just becoming a dreadful background noise.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Remember when Trump had daily Covid announcements or when he was still on Twitter? Pretty much everything he did or said was so absurd that cracking jokes about it became a serious challenge. How do you come up with a fictional scenario that is more over the top than actual reality.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

That's how it works.

The first day you go to work in a sewer the stench is overwhelming. By the sixth week you can eat lunch next to your work station.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 1 month ago

The only part that is oniony is that it makes me cry

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Irony died circa 2016.

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago

Funny how they don't even see the whole golden calf, false idol aspect of this.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago

Well I mean, as far as idols go, he's about as false as they come.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

He's also an orangery gold color and he loves gold.

Come on if there is a god when will they start the smiting?

[-] finkrat@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Would be nice, they already made the graven image

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I've seen this several times and never noticed. Holy shit why‽

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago
[-] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

E's not the messiah! E's a very naughty boy!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Couldn’t help but think of the Ebeneezer Goode song https://youtu.be/7b2T8K2D-ps

[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago
  1. Law in christianity: "have no god besides me"

Well they all going to hell

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Nah, they've already accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's basically their get out of jail free card. It's why a lot of them are horrible vile hateful people.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Some of them are Catholics and Catholics don’t subscribe to sola fide, well, it’s against their stated religion, I’ve met plenty who do

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 month ago

Don't they remember what is said in the Ten Commandments? “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me."

Of course if they are the megachurch type of Christians, their only real god is money.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh that's an easy dodge. A lot of these people think Trump is either a prophet of the Lord, a devout agent (think David or Solomon), or Jesus Christ Himself.

Let's go to the part where he gives away everything to those less fortunate please.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 20 points 1 month ago

There's no easier lie for a politician than piety.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

The guy is famous for raping a pornstar while married. It would certainly be easy to not do such a thing and then tell people you're pious. But the guy is practically screaming at his followers that he's satan himself and they still want to believe the lie...

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

It's a stupid religion and belief system.

This is just another example of why.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

It's right there in the ten commandments, which I'd like to remind you has other legit bangers that still work in these modern times like "thou shalt not kill" :

Exodus 20:3-5 King James Version

3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

[-] shylosx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What's funny is the decalogue is likely borrowed from what is commonly called the "ritual commandments" of Exodus 34, which are explicitly stated to be the 10 commandments in the Hebrew Bible (despite tradition calling the decalogue the 10 commandments) and includes such bangers as "sacrifice your firstborn son" and "in fact make lots of sacrifices to me"

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

It doesn’t matter how awful he is. They only see that he's a great tool for creating a white evangelical theocracy. They’d act this way for Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Dahmer, or (insert awful person here).

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

How did that whole revelations anti-christ thing go again? /S

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 month ago

I was there.

May you find peace, now that it's over. Thank you for your service.

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

They need to lose their tax exempt status.

[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

“We are the last bit of a republic, of the free world,”

Worlds a big place, lady.

[-] Jagothaciv@kbin.earth 10 points 1 month ago

All the good christians died a long time ago, the ones left are performative.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 month ago

That is not true. I know some really good people that happen to be Christian as well. It's just that these are two different things and most do either belong to the one or the other group.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

They didn’t say “good people”

[-] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago
[-] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago

So weird. Christian nationalism isn't the thing I fear most in American politics, but as a Christian myself I definitely hate it more than anything else in the American political landscape.

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Someone once posted that rather than calling it Christian Nationalism, we should call it Nationalist Christianity, because it has a convenient and easy to remember abbreviation: Nat.C.

[-] realcaseyrollins@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

Nahhhh, cuz Christian Nationalism isn't Christianity. It seeks to worship the state by turning it into something they deem worthy of worship, rather than worshipping God.

[-] SattaRIP@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

They clearly haven't smelled him.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Did he grab the pastor by the cooch?

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