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Met Police officer filled steam iron with urine at Charing Cross station
(www.standard.co.uk)
We don't call them The Filth for nothing.
There's a couple of retired coppers in my local and I called one of them "The Filth". He took it better than I thought but now I'm wondering if it's a coincidence that my iron stopped working not long after...
Disgusting, but a fun read. Luckily it was just the police.
to an unknown piece of police equipment.
Probably had already lined up his next move and greased the trouser press with pork belly lard.
It will forever be known as the stream iron.
another over damage to an unknown piece of police equipment.
You can just sat 'shat in the toaster'.
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