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Activate Linux (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 month ago by rootww@sh.itjust.works to c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 month ago

Doesn't everyone know the activation command is :(){ :|:& };:

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Put that in your /etc/profile and you'll never have trouble with activating Linux.

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Aren't you, like, supposed to make sure the community is civilized and all?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I'm supposed to be doing a lot of things, but I live to disappoint.

[-] acid121@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Time to boot up GRML

[-] addie@feddit.uk 43 points 1 month ago

Clicking the 'Activate' link prompts you to enter your shoe size and postal address, so that you may receive a shark plush toy and your own pair of The Socks.

[-] krippix@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago

https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I use enzymes for mine.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Honestly, Ubuntu behavior.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Thought it was a new distro. Now I'm disappointed.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Like if ReactOS got big boy development and went full circle lol

[-] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

reactOS can have bsod for the authentic windows experience

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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