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[-] donuts@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not accurate enough. All the piss and sweat would mean lost weight too.

It should be measured the same way calories are measured: dehydrate it, weigh it, and then explode it inside a machine. I wanna see how many calories go in and how many calories go out.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago

Now we're shitposting!

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

How much do you sweat during a poop??

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Depends on the size of the poop I guess? Probably some linear relationship so if you could model it over time you can then correct your toilet seat scale readings

[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

I weighed myself before and after a colonoscopy prep just do I could calculate how full of shit I really am. Turns out just about everybody was wrong. I'm less than 1% shit. Take that fuckers.

[-] Corigan@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

What the actual fuck is with all the fucking censorship that doesn't cover up a fucking thing.

This shit trend is fucking to fucking much.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

It's not much, but it's honest work ❤️

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yoo you again, great work!

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I can only imagine there must be some site out there that detects text for censorship. Seems ridiculous to me.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

It'd crazy the US society us gettinger extremer with what is allowed to say publicly while at the same time censoring more and more curse words

[-] accideath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

„We can’t swear on the internet or show boobies on TV! Why won’t anyone think of the children!?! Also, here’s a hello kitty themed automatic rifle for your 7 year old.“

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

The history of censorship is littered in the most braindead contradictions like that.

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Stop censoring fucking like a cunty assdick shitbitch, please and thank you.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

People are playing the algorithm on other sites, they'll keep doing it till it stops working.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Have you ever been pooping so much that you flush halfway through because you know it can't handle the entire poop in one flush?

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I have not, but I do employ the courtesy flush to spare other public restroom users some of my shit stank

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

I mostly scream in agony to make it weird.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

"who does number two work for?"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not risking a flood when I've still got torpedoes in the tube

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

why not poop on a normal scale?

that's how i've been doing it

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I prefer to poop on a logarithmic scale.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

People are so weird

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

You are allowed to say sweary words on the Internet.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

Can't believe people are censoring the fuck word on social media now

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Just be a normal hygienic human being and shit directly on your digital kitchen scale.

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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