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submitted 1 month ago by slazer2au@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world
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[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get him a heated pad he can chill on near your desk. I've found cats are attracted to the waste heat of electronics as much as anything. Make sure it's a good perch so he can still supervise.

Idk if this was an actual ask for help or not. I have a very helpful kitty who loves sleeping on laptop keyboards!

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Dude loves heat. Will risk his life to snag my chair when I stand to stretch.

Almost sat on him a few times.

[-] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 30 points 1 month ago

Try reporting this to feline resources.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 1 month ago

Have you tried offering him drugs? I know a guy who knows a guy that can get you a good deal on that 'nip.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Your cat is very disappointed by your lacklustre work ethic.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It goes both ways. I kill more creepy crawlies then he does.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago

They disapprove of your desk cable management

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago
[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I took the "I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..." route. Now they know to leave me alone most of the time when I'm busy but will come to me if they need some love. Or they're really hungry.

[-] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Calling my supervisor a dirty little pussy is usually a no no, but in this case…

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Open a nearby window just a crack and they'll spy on the neighbors for you. Mine has so much gossip to tell me every afternoon.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You see nothing!

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Befriended him

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

You need to unionize.

....the pet snack bakery down the road.

[-] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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