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[-] hitwright@lemmy.world 108 points 1 month ago
[-] spechter@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I know exactly who will give me a reason to send this within the next week

[-] dennis@midwest.social 101 points 1 month ago

Admin from lemmy.ml basically summed up in a comic, definitely check out his profile for sequels

https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968 Under replies

The one reply he says US is Balkanizing Russia is hilarious, the stretch these Russian bot farms make

[-] JWayn596@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago

This guy is a literal moron, you cannot frame the world from a settler-colonist mindset and tell me with a straight face that "Russia Good", "China Good".

Thats not anti-facism, socialism, or anti-imperialism, thats just anti-US.

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 1 month ago

that's campism

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 month ago

It's only imperialism if it comes from anglophone regions that don't pretend to be socialist. Otherwise, it's just sparkling hegemonic expansionism.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thats not anti-facism, socialism, or anti-imperialism, thats just anti-US.

Their entire thing in a nutshell. It's flat Earth theory with geopolitics, they believe the opposite of what everyone else does for the sake of it; the communist stuff is just decoration.

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

I called him a tankie and sit at 5/5...

[-] dennis@midwest.social 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Link for anyone curious: midwest.social | lemmy.world | sh.itjust.works | discuss.tchncs.de

Apparently he didn't like being called a tankie

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

Its like the 6th comment down on your profile m8

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

Job ain't done till they instance ban you lmfao

[-] dennis@midwest.social 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One of his recent replies (under 1h ago):

You’d think the West would have taken it seriously after Crimea was annexed. But even after losing most of Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kherson, there are still imperial core labor aristocrat clowns like you, still failing to read the room.

https://midwest.social/post/19479680/13650423

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

His handler needs to tell him to tone it down. It's just too unbelievable

[-] dennis@midwest.social 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's basically taking advantage of his position in the only instance where a Lemmy dev is present as admin (who probably isn't aware of what this admin has been up to, maybe), to spread propaganda, it goes from Chinese propaganda narratives to Russian propaganda, his profile is full of it and he replies quite often, I wonder how he has so much time..

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I see you’re new. The two main lemmy devs are tankies themselves

[-] dennis@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago

Whew, thats disappointing.. I didn't know, thanks for the heads up!

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Sure is! I’ve heard some are working on a compatible fork to get away from the platform being dependent upon them; not sure where that stands though.

[-] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The drop in replacement is Sublinks, though it hasn't gotten any commits since augest, so it might be a while.

The most promising potential replacement is Piefed, which is already operational. It's ahead of Lemmy in some ways, and rougher in others, but the Dev is a chill dude :)

Also @dennis@midwest.social

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

from what i understand, they dgaf about other instances

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[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Aristocrat clown rides into the ring in a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow, 100 clowns pile outta that beast. You're in good company here. I want to be Hobo Clown With the latest iPhone.

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[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wait, then in this case who gets to bomb ~~Belgrad~~ ~~Belgorod~~ Moscow

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago

If Russia drops a single nuke, everybody.

That's the thing, no one wants to break the ice at this party.

[-] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

If Russia drops a bomb, then NATO immediately deploys conventional bombs with their own air force on all Russian forces in Ukraine, and China/India both sanction Russia (which basically means the whole world is sanctioning Russia, since nobody will want to piss off the USA and EU and China and India - even NK might sanction Russia).

In other words, if Moscow drops a nuke then their military and their economy both disintegrate.

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

✋

But I got better. It was really just a little nuking.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

That's called a microwave

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Got nuked this morning once, and three times this afternoon!

[-] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

It turned me into a newt!

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You're supposed to wait for the microwave to turn off before you grab the burrito out.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Couldn't get the front panel back in c tiktok

You got nuked or you got newted?

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

Not sure what I ate but I just nuked my toilet. Does it count?

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Damn it! Author missed a perfect opportunity to spell it "materiel".

[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Well that's why I woke up in a smoking crater. God dammit.

[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Literally on fire right now. 🔥

[-] lath@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I am feeling a bit chernobylite...

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

I haven't been nuked and woke up to go to work. Where are your warheads when I urgently need them?

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Crawl out through the fallout baby

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

It's a fallout boy!

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

I've been following a base defence plan:

  1. Watch every UFO invasion movie
  2. Don't live in the cities that are shown being destroyed.

Especially, don't be anywhere near the statue of liberty.

You'll be fine, thank me later.

[-] delgato@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Also don’t live anywhere requiring a bridge crossing or an island. That said I live on Long Island within eyeshot of Statue of Liberty. I’ve accepted my fate

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 month ago
[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Russia over here acting like it's the end of world. But did you die?

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

I think I have been nuked. Oh wait this might be heartburn, sorry.

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

I used my microwave that counts right?

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

No that's just hot pocket levels of micro radiation. Maybe if you put spicy rocks in it first.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My Geiger counter is beeping occasionally, even though I'm hiding in my basement. Is... Is this the end?

[-] Wilshire@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
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